Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Bristol Palin says Obama’s daughters watch too much Glee, recommends they watch 16 and Pregnant.
I’m finding it hard to get sympathy with my I-pulled-a-muscle-on-a-zip-line story.
The kid on the cover of this week’s Time magazine is really going to hate Middle School. http://t.co/uLLxiio1
“That’s great, Jimmy, now spit it into Alicia Silverstone’s baby’s mouth.” Time Magazine Photographer
Vidal jokes. Is it too Sassoon?
I bet Mitt Romney is relieved to know that flip-flopping now has a technical name: ‘evolving’
John Travolta assaulted me too but it was with “Battlefield Earth”. I should be able to get a few bucks for that, right?
Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection and acceptance issues all over again.
Guys I swear I read Time Magazine for the articles.
Happy anniversary, box of Kashi GoLean Crunch.
My friend went on vacation two years ago and still isn’t back. He must really enjoy North Korea.
If you go to an art exhibit and don’t Instagram it, I won’t believe you really “got” it.
HOW COME THEY NO LET DRUNK HULK MAKE KICKSTARTER TO PAY OFF BAR TAB?!