Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
That Tupac hologram would have been cooler if he were six-inches tall and beaming out of an R2 unit. #Coachella
If you’re taking part in #the70s trend – you’re too old for Twitter.
Those nerds over at the IRS are probably quaking in their boots right now worried that I might go on talk shows and do jokes about them!
I hear Backstreet Boys are headlining Coachella 2013….performing with holograms of their careers!
The IRS called me in because I deducted $400,000 for hair and makeup. They took one look at me in direct sunlight and approved it.
Sneaky move by Antonio Cromartie to sneak in a 10th kid right before tax day for the last second write off.
Why exactly isn’t Hillary Clinton allowed to have a beer and dance without everyone giving her a hard time? Is this Footloose?!
24-year-old just won a Pulitzer. Meanwhile I made a joke about Nicki Minaj’s Twitter account this morning. So.
Apple planning an iPad Mini. I thought they already had one: the iPhone.
I’m guessing Frasier Crane would have advised Kelsey Grammer not to have his new wife’s name tattooed on his hip.
Shit. Just got rear ended by a car driven by a Tupac hologram. Needless to say he had no insurance.
If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.
The Huffington Post won a Pulitzer prize. Slideshows couldn’t be reached for comment.