Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
@ReformedBroker
Downtown Josh BrownTodd Palin Endorses Gingrich. Also, Wintergreen Skoal.
33 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@JohnFugelsang
John FugelsangTodd Palin & Gingrich – a guy who thinks Alaska should secede from the Union endorses a guy who’s seceded from two. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@RaisedByKings
Life + Times#90sproblems somebody picking up the phone while you’re on AOL. 18 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@mikedicenzo
Mike DiCenzo“I’m glad Tim Tebow’s prayers keep getting answered.” – starving child in Africa 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@billburr
Bill BurrJust saw Tim Tebow’s face in my egg mcmuffin. 52 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@Kaneshow
Kane#90sproblems Having to blow into your Nintendo game cartridge to make the game work right. 42 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKDRUNK HULK WONDER IF TEBOW LIKE BEING THIS DEPRESSION’S SEABISCUIT! 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@90sProblems_
90s ProblemsIf I ever get chosen to be on Legends of the Hidden Temple I really hope I’m not put on the Purple Parrots #90sproblems 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyThe closest I’ve come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work. 9 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@bazecraze
Alex BazeIt’s just as well that the Broncos won. You don’t want dudes everywhere “Roethlisbergering”. 1 hour ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@badbanana
Tim SiedellFeeling rusty at work after a two-week vacation. I almost accidentally remembered an intern’s name. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s HeadYou ever wonder if Tom is still hanging out all by himself on Myspace? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@HAL9000_
HAL 9000#90sproblems Can a couple of people give me a hand moving this 40 inch TV? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@Hadzilla
Jeffrey HadzIf they ever make a movie about my life I pray Brendan Fraser plays me so no one sees it. I’ve done some embarrassing shit. 3 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@FakeAPStylebook
Fake AP StylebookIt’s not technically a serial comma until it separates at least three clauses. 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@thesulk
Alec SulkinIt’s always dangerous when boring people think they’re creative. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto