Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
“I don’t even own a cheese.” – hipster on National Grilled Cheese Day
If you have nothing nice to say that’s what YouTube and Huffington Post comments are for.
Too bad Axl Rose won’t be at the HOF Induction cos I was looking forward to him making the ceremony start 4 hours late.
charles manson is the susan lucci of parole hearings
demi moore’s marriage to ashton kutcher makes a lot more sense when you know that bruce willis is a ghost the whole time.
Had a student ask me if the singer of Nickleback was Kurt Cobain. I failed the entire class and set them on fire.
Not having a job really is the best way for Lamar Odom to get in good with his in-laws.
“Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23” is going to be a really annoying Wheel of Fortune puzzle someday.
So the November election will come down to who the voters prefer, the guy who’s not Romney or the guy who’s not Obama.
Today is National Grilled Cheese Day, because God forbid we went a full day without celebrating something stupid.
Until proven guilty, Zimmerman is just a gun-toting, failed, wannabe cop with a desperate need to feel like a hero. So let’s not judge.
Lets be real here, Axl Rose’s crazy confused denial letter to the rock HOF was spawned by an ill fated attempt to button his old kilt.
Saw a dude rocking a mafia mullet. Legitimate business in the front, shady operation in the back.
I just got a free iPod, but I already have an iPhone #firstworldproblems
