Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
When am I supposed to stop looking for Easter eggs
It’s Rick Santorum’s choice to terminate his presidential campaign, even this late into its development.
Happy National Siblings Day! I’m gonna go punch my brother in the nuts!
Obama: US Will Respond to North Korea ‘With Strongest Possible Adjectives’
“If five hipsters tweet that they’re deleting their Instagram accounts, does it actually make a noise?”
Lamar Odom cut from the Mavs. If you’re an NBA player, marrying a Kardashian is like marrying a torn ACL.
Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.
Mets haven’t lost since Tebow trade. Guy is amazing.
Rick Santorum can now go back to being the Walmart greeter people avoid making eye contact with.
The fact I have to watch a commercial before I’m able to see a video clip of Miley Cyrus’ anorexic frame is what’s wrong with the internet.
I really don’t want to read “Santorum, pulling out” again.
The mountain lion was much less terrifying when the Asian guy called it a “mountain ryan.”
the leading cause of gluten allergies is reading an article about gluten allergies.
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