Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
@fauxTimCook
Not Tim CookWant to try OS X Mountain Lion right now? All you have to do is hook a keyboard dock and mouse up to your iPad.
34 minutes ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@DamonLindelof
Damon Lindelof“Mountain Lion?” Yawn. I’ll update my Operating System when Apple finally gets around to naming one “THUNDERCAT.” 3 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@HAL9000_
HAL 9000Apple should have named Mountain Lion “Cougar” – OSX 10.8: an old operating system going after young users 4 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@NotBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripJeremy Lin & Kim Kardashian are set to meet. Lin played against some awful defenses lately but this will be his easiest scoring opportunity. 26 minutes ago via Echofon · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Dexters_Library
Dexter’s LibraryI can’t see Kim Kardashian dating Jeremy Lin. It’s like the game of Risk: Africa is one thing, but no one holds Asia. 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI accidentally watched a show on Hulu Plus when I could have watched it commercial-free on Netflix. #FirstWorldProblems 52 minutes ago via iTweet for Android · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@andylevy
Andy LevyHey does anyone have an extra LinkedIn invitation? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@mileskahn
mileskahnIsn’t all this talk about conraception and babies a little disrespectful to Jennifer Aniston? 1 hour ago via TweetDeck · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@clarkekant
Clarke KantWhen you see “Sent from my iPhone,” don’t think it’s because I left the house. It’s because I haven’t left my couch. 1 hour ago via Tweetbot for iOS · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzThe people whom Facebook calls “People You May Know” are often “Douchebags I’m About to Block.” 1 hour ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@funnyordie
Funny Or DieBart Simpson’s chalkboard was the original twitter. 2 hours ago via web · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@Hadzilla
Jeffrey Hadz“Fuck it” – guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto
@badbanana
Tim SiedellNothing says “I’m carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt” like a wallet chain. 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPad · Reply · Retweet · Favorite · powered by @socialditto