Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
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Today is a real smorgasbord of topics, so let’s get right to it – Enjoy!
@scullymike
Mike ScullyI don’t know the Whole family and I’m tired of being told what’s fun for them.
6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI made my favorite song my ringtone and now I don’t like it as much. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto
@robfee
Rob FeeSo long All My Children – Middle aged housewives and also Casey Anthony 28 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@jakefogelnest
Jake FogelnestImagine trying to explain animated GIFs to Kurt Cobain. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@conanobrienswyf
Meg AbbitchIt could be worse, Asian guys named Jesse. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for Android · powered by @socialditto
@RexHuppke
Rex HuppkeI have to admit, I would’ve preferred a movie about Morgan Freeman losing an arm and getting a prosthetic dolphin attached. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyAs long as it’s not the satellite that controls the Domino’s Pizza Tracker, I’m cool with it crashing to the ground. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@juliweiner
Juli WeinerIt’s pretty funny seeing Rick Santorum standing in front of a big wall that says “GOOGLE” 19 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@SamGrittner
Sam Grittner“It’s gotta be ten and twelve somewhere right?!” – Driver’s Ed Instructor Addict 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@theNuzzy
david nuzzy nussbaumPretty successful morning. “Masturbation” has been trending in my bathroom for the past 2 hours. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@juliussharpe
Julius SharpePer capita, MMA guys have the worst t-shirts. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@biorhythmist
mattHow dare you diagnose me with amnesia! Do you have any idea who I am? 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto