Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, Halloween is on everyone’s mind. Not only that, but we get numerous tweets from today’s most entertaining hashtag, #RejectedPeanutsSpecials.
Enjoy!
@adambonin
Adam BoninAre You There, God? It’s Me, Charlie Brown. #RejectedPeanutsSpecials
4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@TheBillWalton
The Bill Walton TripLeBron attempted to put together a Frodo Baggins costume but his efforts were thwarted when he didn’t have a ring. #CelebHalloweenCostumes 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@FrigidGrizzle
Grizzle KevorkianGiving me a dirty look for smoking outside of Starbucks is the equivalent of giving a woman in labor a dirty look for requesting epidural. 5 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@robfee
Rob FeeIs it wrong to say “retarded” or should I say “mentally challenged”? Either way, these kids are slow as shit and Im definitely winning gold! 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@theNuzzy
david nuzzy nussbaumSorry Eileen, but Dexy’s Midnight Runners told me to. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@MJMcKean
Michael McKeanWhat’s the Safe Word, Charlie Brown? #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 29 minutes ago via Twittelator · powered by @socialditto
@PeytonsHead
Peyton’s Head“Puss in Boots” is what we call Tom Brady when he’s sporting his Uggs. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@alexblagg
Alex BlaggJust realized Siri only works on iPhone 4S. No idea who the lady I’ve been talking to is. 34 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@scalzi
John ScalziThe Little Redheaded Girl Likes Lucy, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 6 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@LouBrutus
Lou BrutusHAPPY HALLOWEEN: I’m sewing Kim Kardashian-Snooki-Lindsay Lohan-Paris Hilton & Casey Anthony together into a Human Skankipede. #Halloween 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@SourceAmbs
ambs Luke Perry needs to Twitter just so he can let people know he’s alive. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@KeithPowell
Keith PowellWe’re Concerned About Your Drinking, Charlie Brown #RejectedPeanutsSpecials 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@iowahawkblog
David Burge#RejectedPeanutsSpecials Good Grief, You Have Juvenile Onset Baldness Charlie Brown 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto