Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today the Nets are big on Twitter and we pay tribute to the creator of Doritos.
Enjoy!
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzIt is now more likely that there will be an NBA season this year than a functioning government.
6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@TheFakeESPN
The Fake ESPNNew Jersey Nets are now Brooklyn Nets. Uniform changes include authentic vintage circa ’69 jerseys and skinny jeans. 5 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@friedmanjon
Jon FriedmanRIP Arch West, creator of Doritos. Hope you’re resting comfortably at your cool ranch in the sky. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@meganamram
Megan AmramI hate when men stare at me. It’s like, can’t a girl use the urinal in peace?? 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
@Lifeinsandbox
Life in the SandboxMonday: It’s like herpes. It always comes back. 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto
@SamGrittner
Sam GrittnerCoffins are shitty time capsules. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@AdamComedian
Adam HunterJay Z just Announced the Brooklyn Nets. Their Mascot is the “Duck” 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@dreadful_rauw
Thomas JenkinsDennis Miller has endorsed Herman Cain. That’s the first time he’s made me laugh since the 90’s. 2 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto
@kevinmattjones
KMJIf you’re in a bind, Ben Roethlisberger will autograph the duct tape. 18 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone · powered by @socialditto
@Cedrizzy
Cedric PrinceThat awkward moment when you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama. 15 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto