Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have some of the best tweets from a prevailing hashtag trend #espnfavreheadlines, as well as a few tweets about Tiger Woods. We also learn what “I love you too” really means when texted.
Enjoy!
@stevelawlis
Steve LawlisSources say Favre would mow the neighbors lawn if approached. #ESPNFavreHeadlines
31 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@toddlevin
todd levinDid you know if you scratch any photograph of Journey’s Steve Perry with a coin, it will smell like pepperoni? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@PhanArt
PhanArtSource says Favre would consider calling his doctor if his erection persisted longer than 6 hours #ESPNFavreHeadlines 52 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@thesulk
Alec SulkinI wanted to write “stop fucking texting me” but instead wrote “I love you too”. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@robdelaney
rob delaneyI will buy pants at Radio Shack before I buy a CD at Starbucks. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@FauxJohnMadden
Faux John MaddenEven Tiger Woods got a win before the Indianapolis Colts 20 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@andylevy
Andy LevyNow that Tiger Woods finally has won again I guess we can all stop feeling sorry for the really rich guy who has a lot of sex. 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKBILLY CRYSTAL HOST OSCAR! MADONNA DO SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW! DRUNK HULK CAN NO WAIT FOR 1992 GET HERE! 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@willbrinson
Will BrinsonSo, if Tim Tebow has a thought … is it a Christian Ponder? 32 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@dowbboy
bruce dowbigginBrett Favre says he’d “listen” if the GOP called about the nomination of the party. 58 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@BMueller15
Brad MuellerReport: Brett Favre would consider Dougie-ing if there were someone to teach him how. #ESPNFavreHeadlines 22 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@biorhythmist
mattFanboy is kind of a lame superhero. 30 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@Cameron_Gray
Cameron GrayBREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre breathes in oxygen, and then breathes out carbon dioxide – 3 hour SportsCenter coming up – #ESPNFavreHeadlines 51 minutes ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto
@rickygervais
Ricky Gervais“ I’ve been diagnosed with terminal twatness and need celeb recognition. Can I have a RT to help raise awareness.”RG tweet of the month 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto