I’m sure, that after some Rube-Goldberg-esque series of events causes you to be late for work, the first thought that might run through your head is “Why is the universe conspiring against me?”
Or, you may thank the universe for giving you something that you desire. Mostly it’s going to be cursing, though.
Just know that before you take to Twitter to assign any sort of power to the universe – it’s out there and it may respond to you.
Novelty accounts on Twitter are pretty hit or miss. I’d say that this one is a hit.
Some guy has decided that he’s going to answer the call of all the people who blame, praise, or simply mention “the universe” in a tweet. I present to you, THE UNIVERSE:
The universe is testing me.
@sarahxavier AND SO FAR YOU’RE DOING POORLY ON THE TEST
I askd the universe for something and it gave it me, thank you !
@julezsalvo NO PROBLEM, JULEZ
So THATS why i was so lazy and blah yesterday!:( fml!! The universe officiallly hates me gahh
@Stephie2177 I DON’T HATE YOU, STEPHANIE. I JUST DON’T LIKE YOU.
If Sharon Simmons doesn’t get to be a cheerleader then there is something wrong with the universe.
@JennaNQuinn IT WOULD BE WRONG, BUT DON’T PUT IT ON ME
ew I hate you, and so does the rest of the universe
@xxsarraaahxx YEAH, WHAT A BITCH
A simple oil change turns into new brakes all around. Fuck mechanics. Fuck the universe.
@BrutalJones FUCK YOU, DUDE
Dads just come thru the door singing.. i feel like im in a parrael universe!
@missnaymay I CAN CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE STILL DEEP WITHIN ME
[via reddit]