Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
With a video diary emerging that is said to feature Casey Anthony, you would expect the Twitterverse to have a conniption. The premiere of Jersey Shore also has Twitter users pretty riled up.
Enjoy!
@seanoconnz
sean oconnorJersey Shore is back tonight, in case you forgot to kill yourself.
1 hour ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
@Just_Shaka
Shaka YeeloyCrayola just added a new color to there crayon box its called jersey shore orange 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@anthonyjeselnik
Anthony JeselnikI like the glasses Casey Anthony wears in her video diary. Maybe she killed her child ironically? 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonI’m happy this video of Casey Anthony has surfaced. She really seems like she’s learned her lesson about writing bad checks. 56 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
@_Happy_Gilmore
Happy GilmoreOn a scale of Jerry Sandusky to Casey Anthony how much do you love kids? 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@jerslater
jerslaterRick Santorum looks like the douchebag FBI agent whose inexperience gets everyone killed in an 80s action movie. 59 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto
@BorowitzReport
Andy BorowitzThanks to Rick Santorum, the date when sweater vests will come back in style has been pushed back to never. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@waltandperry
Rebecca SellittiI’m always amazed when #420 trends,cause it demonstrates a level of coordination and awareness,few potheads possess. 4 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@biorhythmist
mattLooking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion! 3 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@ApocalypseHow
Rob KutnerSomewhere right now, @kanywest is pacing, telling his Tweet-writer, “No, damnit, that’s STILL too coherent!” 11 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@MisFitSays
Anthony When I’m in my death bed my last words are going to be, “Respawing in 3…2…1” 50 minutes ago via Buffer · powered by @socialditto
@TheTweetOfGod
GodIn America, children are innocent until proven marketable-to. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto
@DRUNKHULK
DRUNK HULKWATCH ROMNEY AND SANTORUM ARGUE LIKE WATCH AOL AND MSN DEBATE OVER WHICH OF THEIR EMAIL BETTER! 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
@God_Damn_Batman
The BatmanAlfred, take those homemade Bat-Tea-Cozys off Etsy or I swear to God I will sue you myself. 2 hours ago via Batcomputer · powered by @socialditto