Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
#PornHasTaughtMe tha huge difference between 0 and 1 on a TV volume
Team USA Hockey wins gold, being dubbed “Miracle on Ice”
Michael Phelps still got 1st place in the Footlongs & Bongs category.
Did you get halfway through your sandwich and quit? RT @SarahPalinUSA: Stopped by Chick-fil-A in The Woodlands to support a great business.
Swiss player sent home for calling Koreans “retards” on Twitter. So far, no Koreans retarded enough to Tweet racist remarks during Games.
#PornHasTaughtMe: That there’s hundreds of girls in my local area willing to chat right now
The most unrealistic part of Taken is two teenage girls wanting to follow a U2 tour.
My friend has an aol email account. #firstworldproblems
Peter Jackson just announced he is adapting Goodnight Moon into seven features.
I tend to vote based on who I think would look best stamped on a coin.
#pornhastaughtme never sit on a black pleather couch.
Of all the Twilight vampires, Bob Costas is the least threatening.