Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
I’m not emotionally prepared for the new onslaught of bad Sacha Baron Cohen impressions that “The Dictator” will bring.
“Lets go see ‘Dark Shadows’” – No One.
16 and pregnant #rejectedpromthemes
Serena Williams’ new single proves once and for all that black people can’t rap
Bristol Palin giving anyone parenting advice is like Rebecca Black giving Adele singing advice.
The Sacco and Vanzetti Trial #rejectedpromthemes
Why is that chick breastfeeding Justin Bieber on the cover of Time?
What I hate about the Mayan calendar is there are no pictures of muscular Mayans on it
Guys, just buy a coal engagement ring. With the pressure of marriage it’ll become a diamond soon enough.
Between driving with a dog on the roof and shaving a gay guy’s head, I think Mitt Romney is the right guy to lead this fraternity.
As a result of losing $2 billion, the TV in JP Morgan’s lobby has been switched from CNBC to “Extreme Couponing”.
Instead of a feathered quill, Twitter’s “Compose Tweet” icon should be a toilet in front of a mirror.
I’m basically shuffling papers and watching the clock until the next Batman movie.