Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we have a couple of tweets about the passing of Patrice O’Neal, Ndamukong Suh getting fined, and how easy it is to hate Urban Meyer.
Goodbye, Patrice O’Neal. I didn’t know you well. But I knew you’d never miss Thanksgiving.
Say what you want about Herman Cain but there’s no denying that the man loves this country and what it stands for and fucking.
With $164K in lost $, Suh could have purchased 10,932 4 oz filets & burgers & 27,330 Potatoes au Gratin from Omaha Steaks.
Remember when you were little and Santa gave you all those toys because you let him finger you under the mistletoe? I loved my doodlebear.
Well, Urban Meyer sure isn’t going to make it any harder to hate Ohio State.
http://t.co/HbnNFniq One of the best comedians ever. I will miss him.Patrice O’Neal on Radiohead’s “Creep.”
Dr. Conrad Murray has a better chance of winning his appeal than Ndamukong Suh does.
Thought I had lice. Turns out it was just salt and chip crumbs. Can’t really decide which one is more depressing.
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, pubs, club, clubs, free house, lager, nightlife, beer, wine, nicest pint
When life hands you lemons,
there’s always bacon.
Ndamukong Suh suspended 2 games. This shocked Suh so bad he lost his balance but luckily stomped on someones arm to prevent falling.
Watching old people trying to use a self-checkout kiosk is ten times more depressing than that Sarah McLachlan dog commercial.
At my deepest core, I never truly believe I’m worthy of a cloth napkin.