Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Todd Palin & Gingrich – a guy who thinks Alaska should secede from the Union endorses a guy who’s seceded from two.
#90sproblems somebody picking up the phone while you’re on AOL.
“I’m glad Tim Tebow’s prayers keep getting answered.” – starving child in Africa
Just saw Tim Tebow’s face in my egg mcmuffin.
#90sproblems Having to blow into your Nintendo game cartridge to make the game work right.
DRUNK HULK WONDER IF TEBOW LIKE BEING THIS DEPRESSION’S SEABISCUIT!
The closest I’ve come to Tebowing was that time I fell asleep on the toilet at work.
It’s just as well that the Broncos won. You don’t want dudes everywhere “Roethlisbergering”.
Feeling rusty at work after a two-week vacation. I almost accidentally remembered an intern’s name.
You ever wonder if Tom is still hanging out all by himself on Myspace?
#90sproblems Can a couple of people give me a hand moving this 40 inch TV?
If they ever make a movie about my life I pray Brendan Fraser plays me so no one sees it. I’ve done some embarrassing shit.
It’s not technically a serial comma until it separates at least three clauses.
It’s always dangerous when boring people think they’re creative.