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  • House Intelligence Committee Collaborating With Obama Administration On New CISPA

    CISPA was one of the more worrisome Internet-related bills of 2012. It threatened the online privacy of just about everyone by allowing corporations to share information with governments in the hopes of sniffing out cyber threats. The House approved bill died while waiting for a vote from the Senate, but it looks like it will be back this year with some new protections in tow.

    The Hill reports that Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger, the ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee, is partnering with Intelligence Chairman Mike Rogers to re-introduce CISPA into the house this year. The original CISPA was threatened with a veto from the White House, but Ruppersberger hopes to avoid that this year by working directly with White House staff in the crafting of the bill.

    What kind of cybersecurity bill can we expect from a collaboration between the House and the Obama administration? It’s too early to tell, but Ruppersberger says that his team is “working with the White House to to make sure that hopefully they can be more supportive of our bill than they were last time.” These discussions with the White House are reportedly “working pretty well.”

    For the bill to have support from the White House, it will have to feature more of the privacy protections found in the Senate’s CSA. Both CISPA and CSA raised concern over their lack of privacy protections, but the White House seemed to favor CSA.

    The reemergence of CISPA is only the beginning of a year that will be putting a lot of emphasis on cybersecurity. The U.S. is already gearing up for what could turn into massive offensives that are carried out online. Calls for a cybersecurity bill that sets ground rules for what the nation can and can not do will only continue to grow as the year goes on.

  • Death Star Kickstarter Project Sees 500+ Pledges in Less Than Two Days

    If the government refuses to help us defend against impending threats, the people have no choice but to take up the project themselves. And since the White House has officially thrown water on the people’s demands to build our very own Death Star, it means that we have to turn to crowdfunding.

    Over 500 people have pledged over £70,000 to help kickstart the construction of a functioning Death Star on Kickstarter. I’m sure you caught the “£” – that’s because the Kickstarter project was actually started out of Leicestershire, United Kingdom. Kickstarter only went live for U.K.-based projects back in October, 2012.

    Last month, a petition to start building a Death Star on the White House’s “We The People” site garnered enough signatures to force an official response from the government. The carefully-worded response suggested that “the Administration does not support blowing up planets,” and that the project would be economically unfeasible anyway.

    Some estimates have given such a project an $850,000,000,000,000,000 (£543,000,000,000,000,00) price tag, but the new Kickstarter project is only asking for £20 million at this point, in order to develop “more detailed plans and enough chicken wire to protect reactor exhaust ports.”

    The project creators, gnut.co.uk, acknowledge that it’s all a joke and that the goal is set high to ensure it is never actually fulfilled:

    “The main challenge is assuring Kickstarter that this is a joke and not a serious project. As proof, the goal has been set high enough to make successful funding almost impossible.”

    That’s probably why 500+ backers over the past 48 hours have felt safe in making pledges.

    Still, you have until April 1st (fittingly) to make your pledge and help reach the £20,000,000 goal. Wouldn’t that be hilarious, if this thing was actually funded?

  • White House Invites Developers To We The People 2.0 Hackathon

    To its credit, the Obama administration has been far more tech savvy than any before it. One of its defining moments in this area was the building of the We The People Web site and making the software behind it open source. Now the White House is ready to move on to the next step, but wants input from developers along the way.

    The White House announced today that Petitions 1.0, the code that the We the People site runs on, is finished. Now the team will be working on Petitions 2.0. Here’s the details from the White House blog:

    In software development, when you go from one version number to another it means that something big is going on. We’re taking a new approach to how the application works, one that starts with the assumption that it should be as open, transparent, and flexible as possible.

    As a result, Petitions 2.0 is based on an application programming interface, or API, that we will release to the public in the coming months. The first set of methods, Read API, will be released in March, 2013 and will allow anyone to retrieve data on petitions, signatures, and responses. Later, we’ll release a second set of methods, Write API, that will allow other websites and apps to collect and submit signatures without directly sending users to WhiteHouse.gov. With this API in place we’ll be able to decouple the presentation and data layers of the application and build a new, streamlined signature process. This also means that developers who reuse our code will be able to choose which database the application relies on. Between that and our continued work on a white label theme, Petitions 2.0 will be easier for others to contribute to and reuse.

    Before any of this is made public, however, the White House staff will be inviting a small number of developers to the White House Open Data Day Hackathon. Those invited will receive access to the new API methods before the event so they can mess around with it for a bit. At the event itself, developers will show off what they have done, and submit examples to be included with the public SDK.

    Are you interested in building the next open platform of citizen/government relations? If so, you can apply to join the hackathon here. If you are selected, you’ll be notified no later than February 8.

  • White House Writing Rules For Cyber Engagement

    It’s been known for a while that the Obama administration has been at work on a cybersecurity directive. The executive order would be used to circumvent a Congress that failed numerous times in 2012 to pass a comprehensive cybersecurity law. The only thing we didn’t know is what that directive would entail, but a recent report serves to detail at least part of the United States’ “cyber arsenal.”

    In a report Monday morning, The New York Times spoke to senior officials involved in the creation of the White House’s cyber warfare directive. The officials reveal that the White House has been developing its cyber warfare rules for the past two years to address the growing threat that nations like China and Russia pose in regards to cyberattacks. These rules will govern how the U.S. military, which just recently expanded its cybersecurity force, can retaliate to cyberattacks and in what ways these new weapons can be used in traditional offensives.

    In regards to retaliation, the U.S. military is reportedly being held back by strict rules that state it can not act unless provoked by a major threat. Of course, this could lead to pre-emptive attacks which has some critics concerned that the U.S. would launch a major cyberattack against an innocent party. The officials stated that they understand the concern, and the rules seek to define “what constitutes reasonable and proportionate force” when it comes to pre-emptive or retaliatory attacks.

    As for traditional offensives, the use of cyberweapons will be strictly restrained. The officials claimed that the U.S. has the cyber equivalent of a nuclear warhead in its arsenal, but such an attack would be considered a last resort. It would also be deployed much like a nuclear attack, as it would require authorization directly from the president.

    Smaller cyberattacks, however, can be used by the military without the authorization of the President. An example would be the military using cyberweapons to disable automated defenses from afar to clear the way for a traditional strike.

    Of coures, all of this only applies to the military. What about domestic infrastructure that’s targeted by cyberattacks from foreign nations? That responsibility will fall to the Department of Homeland Security. That’s what proposed laws like CISPA and CSA would have, and could have, addressed if the bills didn’t contain wide spread privacy violations. The Obama administration is expected to issue an executive order for domestic cybersecurity in the near future as well that would free up communications between private and public entities to address cyberattacks.

    [h/t: techdirt]

  • White House Posts Another Google+ Hangout (This Time On Immigration Reform)

    Members of President Obama’s administration have been participating in a series of “fireside hangouts” on Google+. Vice President Joe Biden recently discussed gun violence in one, for example.

    On Thursday, Cecilia Muñoz, the Director of the White House Domestic Policy Council, participates in one about immigration reform, along with journalist Jose Antonio Vargas, America Ferrera, Jim Wallis, Cristina Jimenez, and Shervin Pishevar. The video is currently available via the White House YouTube channel.

    Immigration reform is a topic that Google is particularly interested in, as the company also released a blog post discussing it earlier this week.

  • Joe Biden To Talk About Guns On Google+ Thursday

    Vice President Joe Biden will be stopping by Google+ to participate in a hangout, and discuss gun violence on Thursday at 1:45 PM Eastern.

    According to Google, Biden will hangout for 30 minutes, and discuss the White House policy recommendations on reducing gun violence with Guy Kawasaki (author of Google+ book What The Plus), Phil DeFranco and Hari Sreenivasan from PBS Newshour.

    Fireside Hangout

    “As President Obama and his cabinet begin their second term in the White House, they’re renewing a series of conversations on Google+ with top administration officials,” explains Ramya Raghavan from Google+ Politics. “These ‘Fireside Hangouts,’ a 21st-century spin on FDR’s famous radio addresses, bring top Administration officials to Google+ to discuss the most important issues in the country, face-to-face-to-face with fellow citizens in a hangout.”

    Users can suggest questions by following the participants of the hangout. The broadcast will be viewable at the White House’s Google+ page and its YouTube channel.

    More White House-hosted hangouts with members of the Obama administration will take place as the President’s second term continues.

  • Obama’s Inauguration Streaming Live on YouTube, WhiteHouse.gov

    Obama’s Inauguration Streaming Live on YouTube, WhiteHouse.gov

    If you’re unable to be in our nation’s capital today to watch the historic inauguration ceremony for the now two-term President Barack Obama, or find yourself away from the television – have no fear. You can still watch the President’s (mainly symbolic) reading of the Oath of Office starting at 11:00 am ET. It will be live-streaming on the White House’s dedicated inauguration page.

    It will also be streaming on the White House’s official YouTube page.

    You can also follow the Inaugural Parade, set to kick off around 2:35 pm ET.

    Today’s Oath is just the public reading, and is mostly for show. The President has already taken the official Oath – that happened yesterday at the White House. They’ve posted the video on their official YouTube channel:

    You can also watch Vice President Joe Biden take his official Oath:

  • Galactic Empire Responds to White House Petition Response Re: Death Star

    Earlier this week, the White House dashed the dreams of over 34,000 American citizens as they officially refused a petition to start production on the country’s very own functioning Death Star. Bummer, right?

    In their statement, the White House cited a few reasons why they won’t be building the Death Star. First, it’s just too damn expensive – $850,000,000,000,000,000, by some estimates. Also, the administration apparently doesn’t support blowing up planets.

    Well, the Galactic Empire isn’t buying it. In a response letter, they (someone at Starwars.com) quote Governor Wilhuff Tarkin of the Outer Rim Territories and Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet in citing the White House’s “cowardice” and the “overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire.”

    Good stuff.

    Here’s the letter in its entirety, via StarWars.com:

    IMPERIAL CENTER, CORUSCANT – The overwhelming military superiority of the Galactic Empire has been confirmed once again by the recent announcement by the President of the United States that his nation would not attempt to build a Death Star, despite the bellicose demands of the people of his tiny, aggressive planet. “It is doubtless that such a technological terror in the hands of so primitive a world would be used to upset the peace and sanctity of the citizens of the Galactic Empire,“ said Governor Wilhuff Tarkin of the Outer Rim Territories. “Such destructive power can only be wielded to protect and defend by so enlightened a leader as Emperor Palpatine.”

    Representatives on behalf of the nation-state leader from the unimaginatively named planet refused to acknowledge the obvious cowardice of their choice, preferring instead to attribute the decision to fiscal responsibility. “The costs of construction they cited were ridiculously overestimated, though I suppose we must keep in mind that this miniscule planet does not have our massive means of production,” added Admiral Conan Motti of the Imperial Starfleet.

    Emissaries of the Emperor also caution any seditious elements within the Galactic Senate not to believe Earth’s exaggerated claims of there being a weakness in the Death Star design. “Any attacks made upon such a station — should one ever be built — would be a useless gesture,” added Motti.

    Your move, White House.

    [h/t Business Insider]

  • White House Now Requires 100K Signatures for Petition Response, Will Hopefully Weed Out Wacky Secessionists

    About a month ago, I said that the White House’s “We The People” online petition site was “ensuring its legacy as a total joke.” I know, that’s pretty harsh. But at the time, it really looked like the experiment in active citizenship was going to burn out. When I made that statement, the site had a whopping 48 petitions that were sitting, unanswered by the White House.

    That’s not 48 total petitions. That was 48 petitions that had crossed the 25,000 signature threshold, meaning that by rule they warranted an official response from the White House. 48 (about half of them were crazy secession petitions). Since then, 2 of the 48 have received responses (and one had to do with building a Death Star).

    It was abundantly clear that in order to survive and to retain any level of legitimacy, the site had to restructure its signature threshold to make it a little bit harder to garner enough signature to trigger an official response.

    Thankfully, the White House has done just that. Starting today, new petitions must receive 100,000 signatures in 30 days in order to receive a response from the administration. That’s up from the 25,000 that clearly wasn’t working, and 20x what was originally required when the site first opened up in 2011.

    “When we first raised the threshold — from 5,000 to 25,000 — we called it “a good problem to have.” Turns out that “good problem” is only getting better, so we’re making another adjustment to ensure we’re able to continue to give the most popular ideas the time they deserve. Starting today, as we move into a second term, petitions must receive 100,000 signatures in 30 days in order to receive an official response from the Obama Administration. This new threshold applies only to petitions created from this point forward and is not retroactively applied to ones that already exist,” says Macon Phillips on the White House blog.

    So does that mean the White House will be getting to work on those other 40+ petitions that deserve responses?

    Anyway, this is the right move. The site is becoming way too big for a 25,000 threshold. It’s probable that eventually, the 100,000 threshold will need to be adjusted. If you give people a voice, no matter how small it is, they usually take advantage of it.

    The White House says that participation has grown significantly in just the past two months: 2.4 million new users, 73,000 petitions, and 4.9 million signatures. In two months.

    Here’s why the 25,000-signature threshold just wasn’t working:

    “In the first 10 months of 2012, it took an average of 18 days for a new petition to cross the 25,000-signature threshold. In the last two months of the year, that average time was cut in half to just 9 days, and most petitions that crossed the threshold collected 25,000 signatures within five days of their creation. More than 60 percent of the petitions to cross threshold in all of 2012 did so in the last two months of the year.”

    In total, the site has seen 9.1 million signatures on 141,000 petitions from 5.4 million users since its creation. Out of those 141,000 total petitions, 21 different agencies and departments have offered 162 official responses.

  • White House Responds to Death Star Petition, Doesn’t Support Blowing Up Planets

    Sorry John D of Longmont, Colorado and the 34,000+ other who signed the Death Star petition: the White House has responded and the answer is no.

    The federal government will not be initiating a program to construct a functioning Death Star, despite the pleas of tens of thousands of Americans. They’ve just published an official response to the November petition that appeared on the We The People online petition site, saying that they share a desire for job creation too, but this isn’t the way.

    Here’s the White House’s reasoning:

    The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn’t on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

    • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We’re working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
    • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
    • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

    The original petition asked the U.S. government to “secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016.”

    The response was written by Paul Shawcross, Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget. It’s cleverly titled “This Isn’t the Petition Response You’re Looking For.”

    The White House did highlight some cool space tech that we can be proud of, in lieu of a functioning Death Star.

    “Even though the United States doesn’t have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we’ve got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we’re building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

    We don’t have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke’s arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers,” said Shawcross.

    Last week, the White House responded to another petition, saying that they would not consider deporting British CNN host Piers Morgan for his stance on gun restrictions in the U.S.

  • Piers Morgan is Safe as White House Asks Gun Activist Petitioners to Remember the 1st Amendment

    The White House’s “We The People” online petition site has seen some ridiculous petitions gain steam over the past couple of months. First, there was the rash of secession petitions that popped up following President Obama’s reelection. Then, we saw a petition to build a functioning Death Star succeed the signature threshold. Someone even asked the White House to consider a law banning the practice of insulting religion.

    Funny? Of course. But it’s clear that none of these petitions were really created in good faith. You can’t secede. You can’t have a law outlawing people from making fun of your God. Get real, people.

    Recently, another crazy petition amassed quite a few backers. It asked the White House to “Deport British Citizen Piers Morgan for Attacking 2nd Amendment.” Morgan, host of his own CNN show, has been vocal in his criticism of American gun laws (or lack thereof).

    “British Citizen and CNN television host Piers Morgan is engaged in a hostile attack against the U.S. Constitution by targeting the Second Amendment. We demand that Mr. Morgan be deported immediately for his effort to undermine the Bill of Rights and for exploiting his position as a national network television host to stage attacks against the rights of American citizens,” read the petition.

    It has received over 109,000 signatures as of the writing of this article.

    Now, the White House has published an official response to the petition, written by Press Secretary Jay Carney. His message is pretty clear: 2nd Amendment activists need to reread the 1st amendment.

    “Let’s not let arguments over the Constitution’s Second Amendment violate the spirit of its First. President Obama believes that the Second Amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms. However, the Constitution not only guarantees an individual right to bear arms, but also enshrines the freedom of speech and the freedom of the press — fundamental principles that are essential to our democracy. Americans may disagree on matters of public policy and express those disagreements vigorously, but no one should be punished by the government simply because he or she expressed a view on the Second Amendment — or any other matter of public concern,” writes Carney.

    So it appears that the Federal Government will not be taking any steps to remove Piers Morgan from the country.

    Alex Jones, radio host and founder of InfoWars, recently appeared on the Piers Morgan show to “discuss” guns and the petition, which he backed. You can catch up on that sideshow below:

  • The White House Just Uploaded This Stephen Hawking Video

    The White House uploaded this brief video of Stephen Hawking to its official YouTube channel today. The clip comes from an August 2009 interview.

    “As a small boy, I used to take things apart,” says Hawking. “I wanted to find out how they work. That is still what I want, but I’ve moved on to bigger things like the Universe.”

    “The thrill of discovering something no one knew before is like nothing else I know,” he adds. “I want to share my excitement with everyone. My main challenge has been Lou Gehrig’s Disease or ALS. I have had it since I was 21, but it has not prevented me from exploring the universe with my mind or having three wonderful children.”

    Hawking turned 71 today.

  • White House Speaks Out On U.S. Rejecting UN Internet Treaty

    Last week, there was much rejoicing after the U.S. and other nations firmly rejected a UN treaty that sought to regulate the Internet on an international level. There’s been a lot of talk about the conference since then, but the White House hasn’t offered a statement on the conclusion of the conference until now.

    Echoing a previous statement made near the end of the ITU conference, the White House reiterated its stance that it opposes any efforts to regulate the Internet. The administration says that it opposed the UN treaty based on the principle that “the Internet’s social and economic benefits come from the free flow of information and ideas and that the technical innovation enabling this information flow comes from the full engagement of civil society, industry, and governments in the process.”

    So, what did the US want out of this conference? The administration says that delegates should have focused on ways to install broadband in more parts of the world instead of trying to regulate it.

    The United States went to the WCIT prepared to negotiate revisions to a telecommunications treaty, last revised in 1988. These changes would have reflected the realities of the modern world while staying true to the charter of the Conference. Unfortunately, a small number of vocal states at the WCIT which do not endorse the principles of economic opportunity and free expression sought, in proposal after proposal, to instead focus on the Internet. Because of those efforts, the Conference missed a significant opportunity to encourage economic growth through greater broadband deployment.

    In the end, the United States determined that it could not sign the proposed treaty and we were far from alone in our stance. Fifty-four nations in the developed and developing world—including India, Kenya, the Philippines, Colombia, and almost all of Europe—have also chosen not to sign the treaty. Moreover, U.S. industry, Congress, and civil society were united in recognizing the value of a principled decision to protect the existing multistakeholder governance model of the Internet and not sign a treaty that could have set a dangerous precedent for greater state control of information on the Internet.

    We recognize, however, that many states wanted something from this Conference that it did not provide, but could have: increased investment in broadband to connect more people around the world to the digital future. And to those nations, we reaffirm that our Administration is committed to connecting more across the globe to modern technology — and will do so both directly, and in forums positioned to address real needs in a constructive way.

    The treaty’s rejection has stalled any efforts on an International scale to further broadband expansion, but the U.S. says its committed to working with other nations, alongside industry and civil society, to help grow broadband access around the world.

  • The White House Currently Has 48 Successful Petitions Waiting on Responses, Further Ensuring the Site’s Legacy as a Total Joke

    The We the People White House petition site opened up in the fall of 2011, as a place for Americans to rally other Americans behind causes that the U.S. Government could then respond to. It’s been in the news lately for some interesting petitions, including secession petitions from all 50 states, and one successful plea to build a functioning Death Star.

    Unfortunately, the site is a joke. And not even because of the aforementioned petitions. It’s actually because the White House has let four dozen petitions, that by its own rules deserve responses, languish in obscurity. Yes. 48 petitions with over 25,000 signatures, and zero responses.

    Below are all 48 petitions that have already crossed The White House-set threshold of 25,000 signatures. That means that in theory all these petitions, on topics ranging from secession to South Korea and from pot to premium cigars, are slated for an official response from the White House. (I listed them all to hammer home a point, you don’t really have to read all of them)

    • We ask President Obama to support law abiding gun owners in this time of tragedy
    • Investigate the IRS Tax-Exempt Status of the Westboro Baptist Church
    • Remove the Westboro Baptist Church’s 501(c)(3) tax-exempt status, and make it retroactive
    • Revoke the tax exempt status of the Westboro Baptist Church & re-classify Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group
    • Urge Congress to advance federal legislation banning the sale of assault rifles & high capacity magazines
    • Today IS the day: Sponsor strict gun control laws in the wake of the CT school massacre
    • Set a date and time to have a conversation about gun policy in the United States
    • Immediately address the issue of gun control through the introduction of legislation in Congress
    • Legally recognize Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group
    • Define the Westboro Baptist Church as a hate group due to promoting animosity against differing cultural demographics
    • Grant Temporary Protected Status to Guatemalans
    • Give federal employees a day off on Monday, December 24, 2012 (Christmas Eve)
    • Support the People of Catalonia in their effort to decide their own future
    • RECOGNIZE “SIKH GENOCIDE” – 30,000+ KILLED IN INDIA DURING NOVEMBER 1984 – “YES, IT IS GENOCIDE”
    • We request that Obama be impeached for the following reasons
    • Allow Any American To Voluntarily Opt Out Of “ObamaCare” [The So Called Affordable Care Act]
    • Federally Legalize Marijuana
    • Repeal Obamacare. It is killing jobs in this country. Thousands have already lost their jobs because of it
    • Repeal the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA)
    • Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America
    • Grant a full pardon to Chris Williams, a man facing 80 years in prison for legally growing Medical Marijuana
    • Officially recognize American Sign Language as a community language and a language of instruction in schools
    • Support a law protecting states’ rights to legalize, regulate and tax marijuana like alcohol
    • Peacefully grant the State of S.C. to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • End to the War On Coal, end the job killing policies of the EPA and require an economic impact analysis of new policies
    • Peacefully grant the State of Georgia to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Peacefully grant the State of Tennessee to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Peacefully grant the State of Florida to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Peacefully grant the State of North Carolina to withdraw from the United States and create its own NEW government
    • Peacefully grant the State of Alabama to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Recount the election!
    • Peacefully grant the State of Texas to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Remove marijuana from the federal Controlled Substance Act and allow the states to decide how they want to regulate it
    • Peacefully grant the State of Louisiana to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government
    • Include Licensed Naturopathic Physicians as primary care providers in the Federal Healthcare Law (Obamacare)
    • Enforce the tax code, and strip violating Religious institutions of their tax exempt 501(c) status
    • Light the White House Purple to Celebrate 75th Anniversary of March of Dimes and as Symbol of Hope to Preemie Families
    • Finalize Standards for GLUTEN-FREE Labeling
    • outlaw offending prophets of major religions
    • Persuade South Korea (the ROK) to accept Japan’s proposal on territorial dispute over islets
    • vigorously enforce US laws to seek the return of US citizens’ properties expropriated by the Vietnamese government
    • Repeal the House of Representatives Resolution 121 to stop aggravating int’l harassment by Korean propaganda & lies!
    • Require free access over the Internet to scientific journal articles arising from taxpayer-funded research
    • Remove the monument and not to support any international harassment related to this issue against the people of Japan
    • Support mandatory labeling of genetically engineered foods (GMOs)
    • Not Allow The FDA To Regulate Premium Cigars
    • The U.S. Government Must Redress Wrongs Against the Chagossians
    • Require all Genetically Modified Foods to be labeled as such

    The last response from the U.S. government came in October from the Office of Management and Budget and was called “A Balanced Approach to Reforming the Postal Service.” It was a response to two separate petitions, one called “Save the Postal Service” and the other called “Preserve 6 Day Mail Delivery.” Neither of those petitions even crossed the 10,000 signature mark.

    Ok, we know that the White House or anyone inside the U.S. government is never going to respond to a petition to impeach the President, or to secede from the union. But it’s clear that they are cherry-picking the safest petitions to respond to – even if they haven’t even crossed the 25,000 signature threshold. In fact, you’d have to go back eight responses to find the last time one was given to a petition with more than 25,000 signatures.

    Nobody really expected an online petition site to affect real change at the national level. Everyone should have prepared for bullshit responses to the petitions that triggered responses. But I at least thought we’d get responses to the most popular petitions (most of them) – even if those responses were vapid and insulting to our intelligence.

    I mean, they say that they will:

    “The White House plans to respond to each petition that crosses the signature threshold, which you can view on the Terms of Participation page. In a few rare cases (such as specific procurement, law enforcement, or adjudicatory matters), the White House response might not address the facts of a particular matter to avoid exercising improper influence.”

    The White House gives itself the right to change the signature threshold if they think it’s necessary. Please, for the love of god, change it. Both the threshold for appearing on the site (it’s only at 150 signatures currently) and the threshold for warranting a response. If they changed this, and then responded only to petitions that could generate real buzz – 50,000, 100,000, even 200,000 signatures – it could give the site some legitimacy (even if the responses failed to please).

    But until then, just know that the White House has a backlog of 48 petitions that deserve responses, based on their own guidelines. And until the site drastically changes how it operates, it’s just a joke. It may always be a joke, but at least it wouldn’t be as obvious.

  • Does Free Speech Matter When The Internet Itself Is In Danger Of Breaking?

    The ITU conference has one more day to go before it winds down on December 14. Until then, a proposal that would lead to governmental regulation of the Internet could be put forward despite some countries taking similar proposals off the table. The House and Senate have already publicly opposed any such outcome, and now the Obama administration is adding its voice to the chorus.

    In a post on the White House blog, the Obama administration stated clearly that it does not support any new rules that pertain to regulating the Internet. Instead, it says that the conference should only be about “updating a public telecommunications treaty to reflect today’s market-based realities.”

    Do you agree with the White House? Should the Internet be kept out of the ITU negotiations? Let us know in the comments.

    The administration then goes into what it hopes to get out of the conference, including an expansion of mobile device accessibility in developing countries:

    From the start, the U.S. position has been clear: the WCIT should be about updating a public telecommunications treaty to reflect today’s market-based realities — not a new venue to create regulations on the Internet, private networks, or the data flowing across them.

    Today, over 85 percent of the world has access to mobile phones because of modern, competitive marketplaces. And while much is left to be done connecting more to this digital future, the solution is not counterproductive regulation at the national or international level. By supporting principles that expand telecommunications infrastructure to underserved and developing populations, the WCIT can play a valuable role in ensuring technological innovation continues for the benefit of all.

    But we should not confuse telecommunications infrastructure with the information that traverses it. The global consensus for a free and open Internet is overwhelming. Millions in the United States and around the world have already added their voices to this conversation, and their position is clear: they do not want the WCIT to govern the Internet or legitimize more state control over online content. Our Administration could not agree more – and will not support a treaty that sets that kind of precedent.

    That position unites our Administration, industry, civil society, both parties and houses of Congress, and stakeholders around the world. Communications technologies and the Internet are essential to economic growth and global prosperity. The world deserves a WCIT outcome that delivers more connectivity without undue regulations. The United States will remain a fierce advocate for those principles at the Conference, and beyond.

    The US government’s efforts to keep the Internet out of ITU negotiations may be in vain though. Early Thursday morning, a majority of nations cast a non-binding vote in favor of more Internet control. The vote was intended to get a “feel for the room,” but the results were clear – a majority of nations don’t exactly agree with the US when it comes to Internet sovereignty.

    Do you think the US has a chance of maintaining its position at the ITU conference? Does the recent “non-vote” raise red flags? Let us know in the comments.

    That being said, the US does have a powerful ally in the EU. On November 30, the European Parliament issued a resolution that similarly argued against letting the UN have control of the Internet. Here’s some of the more prominent arguments in the resolution:

    Believes that the ITU, or any other single, centralised international institution, is not the appropriate body to assert regulatory authority over either internet governance or internet traffic flows;

    Stresses that some of the ITR reform proposals would negatively impact the internet, its architecture, operations, content and security, business relations and governance, as well as the free flow of information online;

    Believes that, as a consequence of some of the proposals presented, the ITU itself could become the ruling power over aspects of the internet, which could end the present bottom-up, multi-stakeholder model; expresses concern that, if adopted, these proposals may seriously affect the development of, and access to, online services for end users, as well as the digital economy as a whole; believes that internet governance and related regulatory issues should continue to be defined at a comprehensive and multi-stakeholder level;

    Calls on the Member States to prevent any changes to the International Telecommunication Regulations which would be harmful to the openness of the internet, net neutrality, the end-to-end principle, universal service obligations, and the participatory governance entrusted to multiple actors such as governments, supranational institutions, non-governmental organisations, large and small businesses, the technological community and internet users and consumers at large;

    Getting back to the US, It’s nice that the legislative and executive branch of our government can agree on something for once, but the White House’s opposition to any new ITU treaties is somewhat hypocritical. Take for instance the White House’s support of ACTA, an international treaty that would have rewritten the rules of what constitutes fair use on the Internet and regulated the Web to unhealthy degrees. The current administration is also heavily in favor of TPP, another multi-national treaty that would cause similar damage to the Internet.

    That being said, those fights are more about the expanding the definition of copyright instead of free speech on the Internet. The two are clearly separate in the eyes of the US. Even copyright stalwarts like the MPAA agree that free speech on the Internet is important. The issue at hand then, however, is not so much free speech, but altering the Internet in such a way that it “breaks.” Whether it be the UN or legislation from lawmakers, the threat to how the very core of the Internet works is very real. Preserving free speech is definitely a priority, but it won’t matter if a bureaucratic body that doesn’t understand how the Internet works gets control of it.

    Is it hypocritical for the US to support infrastructural changes to the Internet while opposing the ITU? Or is the ITU more of a threat than other proposed legislation and treaties? Let us know in the comments.

  • Death Star Petition Passes 25,000 Signatures, So You Know What That Means

    Your move, White House.

    Among the many pressing issues facing our great nation, the people have rallied together in support of the most pressing one of all: our reckless lack of functioning Death Stars.

    A petition asking the Obama administration to gather the resources and begin production of our very own Death Star has passed the signature threshold on the White House’s We The People petition site. Crossing that 25,000 signature barrier means that the White House is forced to issue an official response.

    “Forced,” in theory. The White House says that they “will do our best to respond to petitions that cross the signature threshold in a timely fashion, however, depending on the topic and the overall volume of petitions from We the People, responses may be delayed.” So maybe they’ll get to it, maybe they won’t. But at least it’s officially on the list.

    Unfortunately, that list has other official responses ahead of it. As you may remember, a flood of secession petitions inundated the We The People site following President Obama’s reelection. A few of those petition actually succeeded in breaking the 25,000 signature threshold. Those petitions have yet to receive a response.

    The Death Star petition has its roots in 4chan and received additional promotion from reddit. Here’s what it asks:

    Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

    As I said yesterday when I told you that the petition was nearing the signature threshold, this petition shows just how off the rails the White House’s online petition initiative has gone. Death Stars, secession – I’m pretty sure that this is pretty far from what they had in mind when they developed the portal back in 2011.

    But then again, the White House may have to respond to the people’s desire for a Death Star. Cool.

  • Death Star Petition Nears Signature Threshold on White House Site

    UPDATE: The petition has crossed the 25,000 signature threshold.

    ORIGINAL ARTICLE: In the near future, it’s possible that the White House will actually have to respond to the people’s suggestion that the U.S. Government begin construction on our own Death Star by the year 2016.

    That’s all thanks to the We The People online petition site, which has seen its share of publicity recently due to a flood of secession petitions that popped up shortly after the 2012 Presidential election. The White House started the We The People petition initiative in 2011 as a way to “provide a new way to petition the Obama Administration to take action on a range of important issues facing our country.”

    With the current rules, if a petition reaches 25,000 signatures in one month, the White House is supposed to issue an official response.

    Well, this Death Star petition has about 20,000 with two days to go.

    The actual petition, which was started on 4chan and further promoted on reddit, asks the Obama administration to “Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.” Here’s what the body of the petition says:

    Those who sign here petition the United States government to secure funding and resources, and begin construction on a Death Star by 2016. By focusing our defense resources into a space-superiority platform and weapon system such as a Death Star, the government can spur job creation in the fields of construction, engineering, space exploration, and more, and strengthen our national defense.

    If it garners another 5,000 signatures in the next two days, the White House will be forced to issue an official response. Well, kind of:

    “We will do our best to respond to petitions that cross the signature threshold in a timely fashion, however, depending on the topic and the overall volume of petitions from We the People, responses may be delayed,” says the White House. And we’ve yet to see any official responses for the secession petitions – and a few of those crossed the 25,000 signature threshold.

    But we can hope. Part of me sees this for what it is: a bastardization of a serious process. Then again, nobody really thinks these We The People petitions can actually do anything. Also, it’s a petition to build a mf’in Death Star – what the hell am I thinking?

    Anyway, some guy already calculated that is would take approximately 833,315 years to even produce enough steel to begin construction of a Death Star. At current prices, it would cost a number with over 15 zeros to make. Then again, the Death Star petition is probably more likely to work than any of those secession petitions.

  • The White House Is Now on Pinterest

    The White House Is Now on Pinterest

    If you’ve been following politics and social media for the past few years, it shouldn’t surprise you that Obama’s White House is making another move into another form of social media. This time, it’s Pinterest that’s welcoming the official residence of the First Family.

    Today, the White House has announced that they are officially on Pinterest. In just a few hours (and with only 1 pin), the page has already amassed over 7,100 followers.

    The White House says that they will use Pinterest for everything from “inspiring quotes and images” to “infographics that help explain key issues to details about the life inside the White House.” They’ll start pinning on December 17th.

    “From the very beginning, President Obama and the First Lady have taken steps to make this the most open White House in history. ‘It’s the “People’s House,’ said First Lady Michelle Obama, ‘It’s a place that is steeped in history, but it’s also a place where everyone should feel welcome. And that’s why my husband and I have made it our mission to open up the house to as many people as we can.’

    That’s why the White House is open for virtual tours 24/7 through the Google Art Project and why you can follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Flickr and other places around the web. And, it’s why we’re now thrilled to add Pinterest to the list,” says White House Director of Online Engagement Kori Schulman.

    Both the President and Michelle Obama already have Pinterest account, the former having joined back in March of this year and the latter just a few months later. Both of those pages created campaign-related pinboards but have not made a pin in about 4 weeks. It seems that the new White House Pinterest account will become the official account for the Obama family.

    In order to celebrate their foray into the world of Pinterest, the White House is holding a contest to let some people visit the residence for a special “Holiday Social.” All you have to do is follow the White House on Pinterest and apply here.

  • Bo Obama Is Perplexed by Bo Obama Christmas Decoration [VIDEO]

    If people could set aside thier political affiliations for two seconds (hard, but more possible now than a month ago), they might just be able to reach a consensus on one thing:

    The first dog is cute as hell.

    The White House just uploaded this dose of Friday cute to their YouTube page. In the video, Bo scampers around the White House, scoping the badass Christmas decor. Make sure you watch until he discovers his own likeness, in decorative form. I probably don’t have to make sure you watch until the end, because oh my god he’s fluffy.

    DAWWWWWW below:

  • If Texas Secedes, Austin Wants No Part in It [Secession Drama]

    Austin, Texas residents famously want to “keep Austin weird.” It looks like many of them also want to keep Austin a part of the United States.

    I’m sure you’ve been following the saga that is the secessionist agenda playing out on the White House’s online “We the People” petition site. Starting one day after President Barack Obama was reelected to a second term, petitions began to appear on the site asking if specific states could “peacefully” leave the union to form their own governments. At first, it was only a couple states being represented – Texas and Louisiana. But it quickly grew to over 50 petitions representing nearly every state in the country.

    In response, we saw new petitions created that sought to punish the secessionists and other that simply wanted to unify the country.

    Now, in another hilarious wrinkle, the city of Austin, Texas has decided that they don’t want to go along with the rest of Texas (Texas’ secession petition is the most-popular on the site, with nearly 100,000 signatures). Some residents of Austin are formally requesting that they be allowed to “withdraw from the state of Texas & remain part of the United States.”

    Here’s their reasoning:

    Austin Texas continues to suffer difficulties stemming from the lack of civil, religious, and political freedoms imposed upon the city by less liberally minded Texans. It is entirely feasible for Austin to operate as its own state, within the United States, in the event that Texas is successful in the current bid to secede. It is important for Austin to remain in the union as to do so would protect it’s citizens’ standard of living and re-secure their rights and liberties in accordance with the original ideas and beliefs of our founding fathers.

    Like I’ve said before, these secessions petitions, anti-secession petitions, and modified secession petitions are simply serving to discredit the White House petition site, if it had any to begin with. Sure, there are some serious requests that at least deserve a response. But alongside the now 50+ secession-related petitions we have “Make the President attend a Fark.com party…if shceduling does not permit, at least have a beer with Drew Curtis” and “legalize crystal fucking weed.”

    As of right now, a half-dozen or so of the secession petitions have hit the threshold (25,000 signatures in 30 days) and now demand an official White House response. That includes the secession requests for Texas (95,000), Georgia (27,000), Tennessee (25,000), North Carolina (25,000), Florida (28,000), and Alabama (26,000). I wonder if the White House will just tackle them all with one response or if they’ll just raise the signature threshold. Who knows? All I do know is that this has slowly but surely devolved into a sideshow.

    I think we need a petition to get rid of this petition site and start over, what do you say?

  • White House Was Attacked By Hackers Over The Weekend

    If you listen to the media, cyberattacks are scary events that can bring down an entire nation with a few strokes of a keyboard. In reality, some people have their passwords and usernames stolen. It’s really not that bad in most cases. This past weekend, however, something bad might have been narrowly avoided.

    The AP is reporting that the White House suffered a cyberattack this weekend. The Obama administration acknowledged the attack, but said that they thwarted it before it became a problem. The official story doesn’t list where the attack came from or what part of the White House’s network was under attack. An anonymous official told the AP that no critical or classified systems were at risk.

    Looking beyond the official report, other news sources are saying the attack came from China. The Washington Free Beacon said that the attack could have been in response to the U.S. backing Japan over the contested Senkaku Islands that have led to riots across China.

    Things get a bit more terrifying when you learn what exactly China was after. The Free Beacon’s report says that the hackers were trying to get into the White House Military Office system. This is the system the contains the codes for the football – the collection of nuclear launch codes that the president has on him at all times.

    For now, we don’t know what happened. We probably won’t know what happened either until something very bad happens. Cybersecurity is on the minds of many lawmakers, but they seem too focused on writing broad legislation that doesn’t actually protect anybody. The cybersecurity officials in Washington should start focusing on protecting their own infrastructure. The effect of stolen credit cards can be repaired, but a stolen launch code or classified intel can not.