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  • Chicago Man Takes Foot Fetish Too Far, Masturbates In Co-Worker’s Shoe

    The foot fetish can manifest itself in many different ways. Some people are content to just look at pictures of people wearing shoes, but others take it too far by stealing shoes. Last week, one Chicago man went way too far in his quest to get off on feet.

    The Chicago Sun Times reports that Tim Margis, Concordia University’s public safety director, was arrested for allegedly masturbating into his co-worker’s shoe. The deed itself allegedly took place on February 10 as the victim caught him leaving her office while buttoning up his pants.

    I would like to like to think that warning sirens were going off at this point, but the victim simply asked Margis what he was doing. He claimed to be checking the room as the door had been left open. It’s a pretty good excuse for a public safety director, but he made one small mistake – he left a “clear liquid” inside one of her shoes.

    As you can imagine, the police were immediately called and Margis was visited by detectives on February 12. Upon questioning, he admitted to shooting the porridge gun in her shoe and was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.

    Compared to some of the others in our gallery of deviants, Margis got off pretty easy with just two misdemeanors. It doesn’t mean that he got off without permanent consequence though. Concordia University made sure he won’t be working with them again:

    “At that point the employee was suspended and banned immediately from campus. We cooperated fully with the investigation and he was terminated on Feb. 13 for misconduct, less than 24 hours later.”

    The wheel of morality tells us today that a central tenet of keeping your job is to not masturbate in the shoes of your co-workers. Know what? You probably shouldn’t masturbate at work at all, unless that is your job. Lucky bastard.

    Image via River Forest Police Department

  • Utah Fertility Clinic Under Investigation For Switching Semen

    Imagine having a child who your husband didn’t father and not learning about the “switch” until 21 years later.

    That is what happened to Pamela Branum, the San Antonio woman whose discovery set off an investigation into the Utah Fertility Clinic’s methods.

    A clinic employee named Thomas Lippert, who worked at the Reproductive Medical Technologies, Inc. clinic, is the biological father of Branum’s child, and he is being accused of switching his samples with the not only Branum’s husband’s sperm, but others as well.

    Lippert was an employee from around 1988 to 1993. The Branum’s only found out their 21 year old daughter was his after a suspicion was confirmed through DNA testing. The mother of the 21-year-old woman, has said she and her husband discovered a genetic mismatch in their daughter and were able to trace her lineage to the now-deceased fertility clinic worker, Thomas Ray Lippert.

    After this news broke, a hotline set-up was necessary to field the calls at the University of Utah, which so far has received 17 calls from people claiming to be suspicious their child was illicitly fathered by Lippert as well, but spokeswoman Kathy Wilets said only one of those calls was deemed worthy of a follow-up investigation.

    Unfortunately nobody can attest to or was witness to the crime because there is no proof that Lippert switched the sperm. The suspect is of no help, he passed away in 1999.

    University officials say they’re stumped because the mix-up happened in 1991, and the clinic shut down some time in the 1990s.

    But the university said there simply isn’t much information to hinge an investigation on, as the clinic closed in 1998 and Lippert died in 1999. Ronald Urry, who ran the clinic, died years ago and investigators have been unable to find documents related to Lippert’s employment.

    Lippert, obviously a demented man, pleaded guilty in 1975 to kidnapping after holding a Purdue University student captive, trying to make her love him by administering electroshock treatments and keeping her in a box. He served two years in prison.

    The university says that, while practices were not then in place, it now conducts a criminal background check on all employees involved in patient care.

    The daughter who has discovered this life changing fact must be reeling – as she put it:

    “It was hard at first, to think, ‘Who am I?’” the family’s daughter told CBS affiliate KUTV. “I thought I was this person (of) my mom and my dad. Now, my dad is not my biological father. Who am I?”

    Image via NDN Video

  • Chandra Levy: Court Documents To Be Unsealed

    Chandra Levy was a name heard on news reports around the world for months in 2001, after her body was found in a D.C. park and lab tests found DNA on her clothing from congressman Gary Condit. Now, a judge has ordered court documents from 2009 to be unsealed after the attorneys representing the man convicted of her murder said they have reason to call a key witness’s testimony into question.

    31-year old Ingmar Guandique was convicted in 2011 to two 60-year sentences for murder with kidnapping and murder with attempted robbery in Levy’s case, but his attorneys say that the key witness in the trial–Armando Morales–may not have been credible. Morales was a convicted felon and gang member who testified that Guandique confessed in prison to the murder. He was doing time for assaulting two other women in the park where Levy’s remains were found.

    The documents include transcripts of conversations Judge Fisher had at his bench with the lawyers during court hearings last year which couldn’t be heard by courtroom observers.

    Levy–who was an intern with the Bureau of Prisons in Washington D.C.–went missing in 2001, and all eyes subsequently turned to Gary Condit. Although the congressman was never officially a suspect, he was in a constant spotlight throughout the rest of that year as the case grew colder and colder, because his semen was found on a pair of Levy’s underwear officials took from her apartment during the search for her. Until that point, he had denied having a relationship with her. In 2002, her skull and remains were found in the park.

    Image: Jon Michael Terry/Wikipedia

  • Boston Strangler Questions Put To Rest With DNA?

    Boston Strangler Questions Put To Rest With DNA?

    The Boston Strangler case can now officially be put to rest, says defense attorney F. Lee Bailey, because DNA evidence has finally linked Albert DeSalvo to the last murder.

    19-year old Mary Sullivan was found strangled to death in her apartment in January of 1964, the last victim in a string of murders that rocked the Boston area between 1962 and 1964. Eleven women fell victim to the killer, and DeSalvo later admitted to being responsible for the crimes as well as two others. According to Bailey, his client knew things about the murders that only the killer would know, yet he was never charged for the deaths. He did, however, get a life sentence in prison for a series of armed robberies and rape. Unfortunately, he was stabbed to death in prison in 1973–after recanting his confession–and the case grew cold.

    But a preserved semen sample found on Sullivan’s body was saved until advances in technology could tell investigators more about her killer, and, when compared with DNA evidence from one of DeSalva’s family members, a match came up.

    Over the years, there have been many naysayers as to the belief that DeSalvo was the real killer, despite his confession. Now, as investigators await the final results from the lab work, it appears they have a definitive answer to a 50-year old case.

  • Semen Shooter Gets 18 Months Behind Bars

    Semen Shooter Gets 18 Months Behind Bars

    If Panic Room taught me anything – it’s that burglaries are scary things. Men with guns trying to ransack my home are scary enough, but it becomes even scarier when said burglar breaks out the colorful squirt guns filled with semen.

    A very unlucky man encountered such a scenario in January after a couple of burglars, including 21-year-old Eric Miller, broke into a house looking for one of the people who lived there. Their target wasn’t present, but they decided to make an example of the roommate sleeping on the couch.

    The men reportedly held the unlucky roommate at knifepoint as they beat and pistol-whipped him. After the beating, Miller reportedly pulled out a squirt gun filled with semen and sprayed it on his face. After the heinous crime was committed, Miller said “Now you’re like the rest of my (expletives), covered in semen.”

    It’s not said what kind of squirt gun was used, but I like to think it was this one:

    After all of this, Miller turned himself in to police. He was convicted with first-degree burglary, but not before the judge considered tacking on a sexual motivation charge. It was the prosecutor’s opinion that Miller didn’t get any sexual gratification out of it. Miller will spend 18 months behind bars.

    [The Bellingham Herald via Geekosystem]

  • Don’t Send A Bottle Of Seminal Fluid To The Girl You Love

    Love can sometimes make us do incredibly stupid things. For one Chinese man, his expression of love made Van Gogh’s little stunt look sane.

    The Metro reports that Gou Wen, 22, sent the love of his life a bottle of his own sperm as a token of his adoration. Despite it being the most insane, and kind of disgusting, way to show one’s love, the woman accepted the gift. Unfortunately, she thought it was moisturizer and didn’t even realize what it was until after she had smeared it over half of her face.

    Upon discovering what had happened, Zeng Lin, 19, had Wen arrested. He will be forced to pay her $300 for her trouble, and the inevitable therapy that will come from this chance encounter.

    Strangely enough, it doesn’t seem that Wen is a psychopath, but rather just a confused man that really doesn’t know how to express his feelings. He’s quoted as saying: “I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.” He even admitted he was wrong, and said that he would “find another way” to win her love.

    I don’t think Lin will be accepting any more gifts anytime soon, but maybe they’ll get together down the road. They can then look back and have a big laugh over the time he sent her a bottle of his semen. It’d be a hell of a story to tell the kids.

  • Guys, Your Sedentary Lifestyle Is Killing Your Swimmers

    Guys: get off reddit. Seriously. And stop watching House of Cards. I know it’s all there at once – all 13 episodes! But go take the dog for a walk. For the love of your sperm.

    We all know by now that research has linked sedentary lifestyles to not living very long. Seriously, the more you sit on your ass, the likelier you are to develop a host of illnesses and eventually die. Naturally, that’s bad news for millions of people whose jobs involve sitting in front of a computer all day.

    Now, according to new research, it looks like your internet-browsing, tv-watching overindulgence may also be hurting your chances of reproducing.

    The study, recently published in the British Journal of Sports Medicine, involved 189 men, various level of inactivity, and sperm samples. What the researchers found was that sedentary lifestyles were associated with lower sperm counts.

    “The objective of this study was to evaluate the relationships between semen quality and both physical activity and TV watching among young, healthy men. We hypothesised that increased physical activity was associated with higher sperm count, concentration and motility, and a lower proportion of morphologically abnormal sperm. Furthermore, we hypothesised that increased TV watching time was associated with decreased semen quality parameters,” said the study’s authors.

    And they were right. Young me who spent over 20 hours a week watching television had a 44% lower sperm count that those men who watched the least amount of TV (4 hours). Although the researchers say that lower sperm count doesn’t necessarily affect reproductive chances – the fact is that sitting on the couch is reducing your swimmers.

    There is some hope, if you’re willing to turn off Netflix and stay off reddit for a little bit. The study also concluded that exercise helped overall sperm count. In fact, men who logged at least 15 hours of moderate exercise a week had 73% higher sperm counts as compared to men who didn’t log any physical activity.

    Light physical activity, on the other hand, didn’t seem to have an impact on sperm count.

    [Medical News Today via Geekosystem]

  • Cancer Survivors Urged to Make Sperm Bank Follow-ups

    New research presented at the Fertility 2013 conference this week in Liverpool, England shows that many male cancer patients are not getting sufficient advice about their future fertility.

    Though sperm banking is often recommended for men diagnosed with cancer, many of them do not follow up with fertility advice. In the case of men in the U.K., this could mean their sperm will be thrown away. U.K. sperm bank laws require samples to be disposed of after 10 years, if infertility can’t be confirmed.

    “Trying to engage men with this subject is notoriously difficult,” said Dr. Allan Pacey, who presented the research and is a senior lecturer in Andrology at the University of Sheffield. “For those of us who run sperm banks, many men store their sperm and then do not contact us again, even though there are legal reasons to keep in contact.

    “Our research suggests that there is a need to educate men about the benefits of attending follow-up fertility clinics and the long-term consequences of non-attendance.”

    Pacey sent questionnaires to 499 male cancer survivors who had been treated for their cancer more than five years ago. He found that over one-third of the men never made a follow-up appointment to assess their fertility, while another third only attended one follow-up.

    Cancer treatments, such as chemotherapy or radiation, can lead to permanent or temporary infertility. Pacey states that follow-up appointments are necessary for patients to receive crucial fertility advice.

    “Sperm banking is highly valued by men who want the option to have children once cancer treatment is completed,” said Christine Eiser, a psychology professor at the University of Sheffield. “Our research found that many men do not know how cancer treatment can affect their fertility or the likelihood of fertility recovery over the long-term. Having received a cancer diagnosis, patients immediately need to take in a lot of information regarding treatments and side-effects and it can be challenging to discuss potential longer-term effects on fertility at this time. We therefore need a mechanism to ensure that men are given information about fertility issues at a later date and certainly before treatment ends.”

  • California Teacher Faces Charges For Feeding Children Semen

    Authorities began investigating a third grade teacher at Miramonte Elementary School in Los Angeles, California last year after being tipped-off by a local film developer. Strange pictures of children blindfolded with bugs in their mouths, cockroaches on their faces, and an unknown white liquid on cookies being fed to the them are what compelled the processor to report the photos to authorities.

    Mark Berndt was arrested monday after a year long investigation. He is charged with committing lewd acts on 23 boys and girls, between the ages of 6 to 10, taking place between 2008 to 2010. About 400 photos have been discovered of the acts at Berndt’s home and the processing lab.

    Sheriff Lt. Carlos Marquez says,“If it wasn’t for the film processor, this could still be continuing today”.

    Facing a life sentence, Berndt could have been arrested on misdemeanor charges last year but investigators chose to put him under surveillance in hopes of building a much stronger felony case.

    Berndt had never had any disciplinary actions taken against him and has been a teacher at the school since 1979. None of the children reported any of the abuses and thought the acts were just part of a “game”.

    All the known incidents took place during school hours but not all the children involved were members of Berndt’s third grade class.

    Sheriff Lt. Carlos Marquez elaborates:

    “The reason some of the kids are not his students, per se, is that during the lunch breaks or recess, he’d go out to the playground and entice them back to the classroom,”

    Currently Berndt id being held on $2.3 million bail. An arraignment is set for Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court. The defendant has no previous arrest record.

  • No More Donkey Semen: Twitter Reacts

    As reported earlier by WebProNews.com, the television show Fear Factor was to air and feature a horrid stunt. On the episode contestants were to drink donkey semen, chased by a generous helping of donkey urine. Now, it seems this is not the case, according to the NBC website, which no longer lists the episode in its line-up, instead it is replaced by a repeat episode.

    Now that the network has removed the episode, what’s your opinion? Do you feel like the episode should have been aired due to the insane stunts in the past or do you think this particular stunt is too far?

  • Fear Factor To Feature Donkey Semen Stunt: Twitter Reacts

    NBC executives are furious after the show Fear Factor recently revealed they would have contestants drink an entire beer mug of donkey semen with the addition of a hefty glass of donkey urine to finish. NBC was so upset, they nearly decided to remove the stunt altogether. In the stunt contestants would have to chug both the semen and the urine completely to move on to the next stunt.

    According to one source the episode has been filmed and is set to air this coming monday, January 30th. It’s been reported that several contestants did, in fact, gulp down the gross substances.

    Fear Factor has always had a wild reputation for sick and gross stunts; including eating cow brains, drinking animal blood, devouring insects and more, but with the addition of this insane stunt, the show really seems to be pushing the bar on the disgusting. How do you feel about such a stunt? do you find it revolting? Hilarious? Revoltingly hilarious? Let us know your opinion in the comments section.