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  • Ok, Who Gave Grandpa Virtual Reality Porn?

    Ok, Who Gave Grandpa Virtual Reality Porn?

    Virtual reality porn is sure to be the next big thing in personal entertainment, and the amount of it out there will only increase as the Oculus Rift (and similar technologies) permeate the market.

    But while it’s still a novel thing, it’s pretty funny to watch people react to viewing it for the first time.

    It’s especially funny when the people watching it for the first time are over 60.

    Blame Complex for this, which contains a couple of scenes you’ll be unable to remove from your brain. But hey, most of them had a good time and seem pretty thrilled about the future.

    “There were fat people, there were dwarves, and there was the animal of course.”

    Ok, Grandpa. I guess you don’t need virtual reality to have a good time.

    Image via Complex, YouTube screenshot

  • Please Stop Falling for Facebook Porn Scams

    Over the weekend, more than 110,000 people managed to infect themselves with malware by clicking on a Facebook link. That number is still climbing.

    How?

    “The trojan tags the infected user’s friends in an enticing post. Upon opening the post, the user will get a preview of a porn video which eventually stops and asks for downloading a (fake) flash player to continue the preview,” said security researcher Mohammad Faghani. “The fake flash player is the downloader of the actual malware.”

    Ah, of course. Porn.

    Of all the hoaxes that make their way to Facebook – and there are a lot – the you’re gonna get to see someone naked hoax is one of the worst. Why? Because there’s simply no reason to try to access porn on Facebook. Stop doing this. Please.

    Sure, a someone’s going to give you money hoax? I understand – there aren’t millions of other opportunities out there for free money. But seeing naked people? Come on, guys.

    Here’s a handy list of avenues to explore the next time you think about clicking a ‘porn’ video on Facebook.

    – pornhub.com
    – YouPorn.com
    – xvideos.com
    – Literally any of the infinite streaming porn sites on the internet
    – reddit.com/r/gonewild
    – porn stars on Twitter
    – a dusty box in your dad’s closet labeled “high school”
    – Parade magazine
    – Skinemax
    Game of Thrones
    – a 1991 Sears catalog
    Blue Is the Warmest Color, now streaming on Netflix
    – YouTube videos on breastfeeding
    – Build a time machine, go back to 1997, and watch the SPICE channel. It doesn’t matter if you get the SPICE channel. You can watch it through the squiggly lines.
    – Load up Duke Nukem 3D and visit the in-game strip club. There, you will find tasseled boobs consisting of approximately three to four pixels.
    – Look at your own genitalia. Maybe try it in a mirror? Maybe that’ll work?

    I hope this has been helpful.

  • Porn Consumption Tanked During the Super Bowl

    If there’s anything Americans love more than watching porn, it’s watching millionaires throw around a football.

    It takes a big event for people to give up the porn for a bit, and apparently the Super Bowl is such an event. According to Pornhub (SFW), who routinely publishes “insights” about site traffic in relation to major events, the United States as a whole were watching 25% less porn during Sunday night’s big game.

    And if you look at the regional markets of the teams involved in the game – Boston, Massachusetts and Seattle, Washington – you see an even bigger dip in porn watching (50% and 46%, respectively).

    Though traffic stayed low throughout most of the Super Bowl in most markets, Pornhub did notice one point where traffic kicked back up a bit – halftime.

    “Across the board, a slight relief from these overall game time traffic dips is noted around the mid-game mark when Ms. Perry was putting on her highly anticipated half time show which proved to be devoid of any nip slips. Despite the lack of wardrobe malfunctions, she did seem to do a pretty good job in getting the masses riled up, as these numbers suggest that viewers rubbed a quick one out then tuned back in for the last 2 quarters.”

    I mean, those dancing sharks were pretty rowdy.

    As soon as the game was over, porn consumption began to steadily rise. The biggest spike was in Massachusetts, as would be expected. Traffic in Seattle failed to grow to the same heights, and slowly trailed off, which is also unsurprising.

    Images via Pornhub Insights

  • Pornhub Records Is ‘Coming for Christmas’ with First Single

    A couple months ago, in that’s totally an Onion article but somehow real news, leading online porn site Pornhub stepped a toe into the music business and launched its own record label. Focusing on “mature lyrics for an adult audience; no boy bands or teen-pop,” Pornhub Records was born.

    And now it has its first single.

    Pornhub Records proudly presents the pun-intended “Coming for Christmas”, a self-proclaimed attempt to take the #1 spot on the holiday charts.

    Starring fixtures on the UK’s top adult channel Television X (Brooklyn Blue on lead vocals, Ben Dover on drums and Angel Long, Jess West and Victoria Summers on backing vocals), the song is now available for pre-order on iTunes. It’ll release on December 1.

    Check out the (surprisingly) safe-for-work teaser below:

    Once again, Pornhub is making music.

    Image via TVXbabes, YouTube screenshot

  • Lisa Ann Date with Justin Brent Could Get Him Expelled from Notre Dame?

    When Notre Dame wide receiver Justin Brent hit the gossip pages and social media recently, eyebrows shot up and tongues wagged. Brent had gone out on a “date” with porn star Lisa Ann. Pictures of the two courtside at a Knicks’ game hit first. Then pics of them cuddling in bed together, which were later deleted.

    Lisa Ann responded to the rumors on Twitter, saying, “I am a women NOT held back by my age, lucky for me, because the writers seem to make me out to be a dinosaur. 42 is NOT old, It is amazing!”

    Lisa Ann, who specializes in “MILF” porn, is 42 years old. Brent is 18 and a Freshman at Notre Dame. In most of the country, this would be a non-news item, a brief splash and then gone.

    But FoxSports notes that since Brent is a student at Notre Dame, a Catholic university, things could get hairy. That institution has a code of conduct for its students, outlined in the Guide to Student Life, specifically the section on Community Standards

    “As a Catholic university, Notre Dame has a distinctive mission. The University seeks to nurture in its students a love of knowledge and a keenly developed moral sense… “

    The subsection on Sexual Activity gets more specific.

    “The University embraces the Catholic Church’s teaching that a genuine and complete expression of love through sex requires a commitment to a total living and sharing together of two persons in marriage. Consequently, students who engage in sexual union outside of marriage may be subject to referral to the University Conduct Process.”

    This process includes an “Administrative Investigation”, and could even lead to what is called an “Administrative Hearing for Alleged Violations of the Sexual Misconduct”. This is chiefly concerned with “incidents involving alleged sexual harassment, sexual misconduct, sexual assault, dating violence, domestic violence and stalking.”

    There are a variety of disciplinary outcomes that the Code allows for. These include: Disciplinary Probation, Temporary Dismissal, and Permanent Dismissal, as well as a variety of lesser disciplinary actions, such as writing assignments, verbal or written warnings, workshops, and loss of various privileges.

    While Lisa Ann’s career might get a boost from her outing with Justin Brent, it is conceivable that it could cost him his career.

  • Belle Knox Sheds Light On Porn Industry In New Docu-Series

    Becoming Belle Knox is a five part docu-series about the story of Miriam Weeks, the Duke University student who gained prominence when it was revealed she was doing porn to send herself to school.

    Known by her stage name “Belle Knox,” also as “the Duke porn star,” Weeks says it was Condé Nast who came to her with the concept for the series.

    “I was approached by Condé Nast about doing a documentary about my life. I feel like with my story there are a lot of misunderstandings about who I am, and nuances about being a student and a sex worker,” Weeks said in a report. “The documentary really humanizes me. I’m proof that porn stars can be real people.”

    Condé Nast Entertainment, the publisher behind Vogue, Vanity Fair, and The New Yorker, produced the docu-series on their digital site, The Scene. The series hopes to reaffirm the idea that no one but sex workers should be able to decide what’s best for sex workers.

    Is porn really empowering Belle Knox or degrading her?

    In the documentary, the Duke porn star talks about how she loves what she does, and why she makes no apologies for joining the adult industry to pay tuition. She also admits to having grown a great deal since she started doing porn: “I think my experiences have aged me,” she says in the documentary. “I don’t have the mind of an 18-year-old. I kind of have the mind and the emotional baggage of somebody much, much older than me.”

    The series is a glimpse into the world of porn, showing details like how Knox got tested for STDs among others. Both moving and illuminating, it tries to dispel the misconceptions and fantasies the public has about the industry.

    In talking about how life has changed since she was outed, the struggle of attending school, and being cyber-bullied, Knox reveals the burden that sex workers are forced to bear as a consequence of the cultural condemnation of their profession. At one point, she says flatly, “A lot of sh*t in my life has been ruined because of sex.”

  • Christy Mack Beatdown Pics Fire Up Supporters

    In an allegedly stunning display of alleged proof of his alleged manhood, MMA star Jon Koppenhaver, AKA War Machine, allegedly beat his ex-girlfriend within an inch of her life. War Machine — he had his name legally changed — says he is innocent. His ex-girlfriend, porn star Christy Mack — who was left hospitalized with 18 broken bones, a broken nose, ruptured liver, fractured rib, multiple stab wounds, and numerous missing and broken teeth — says otherwise.

    The story is pretty well-known by now. Christy Mack says War Machine came by her house unannounced, found her and a male friend there, fully clothed, and started an evening of abuse that she thought would kill her. She posted details of the incident on her Twitter account.

    “When he arrived, he found myself and one other fully clothed and unarmed in the house. Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me. He made me undress and shower in front of him, then dragged me out and beat my face. I have no recollection of how many times I was hit, I just know my injuries that resulted from my beating.”

    According to Mack, War Machine cut off her hair with a kitchen knife, poked her with the knife in the ear, hand, and head, and threatened her with the blade when the knife handle broke off.

    “He has beaten me many times before, but never this badly. He took my phone and canceled all of my plans for the following week to make sure no one would worry about my whereabouts. He told he was going to rape me, but was disappointed in himself when he could not get hard.”

    Mack managed to get out of the house while War Machine rummaged through kitchen drawers, presumably looking for another knife.

    After a manhunt, War Machine was arrested. In his own tweets, he claimed he was “fighting for [his] life” at Mack’s house.

    Mack tweeted pictures of herself after the beating, along with the details of the incident.

    Mack has gotten offers to replace her teeth, gotten a temporary set until that work is done, and is generally well-supported by those who read of her story. Her colleagues in the porn industry have united behind her.

    Image via Twitter

  • Mom Calls Police on Porn-Watching Son

    In you-might-be-struggling-with-self-validation-but-you’re-definitely-a-better-parent-than-this-lunatic news, a Spartansburg, South Carolina woman called 911 when she came home to discover that her 15-year-old son had been watching porn.

    The Smoking Gun obtained the police report, which states that Chavonda Gallman, a real estate agent, came home with her two-year-old daughter and one of her clients. Apparently, when her daughter turned on the TV, people be doin it on-screen. Incensed, Gallman figured it must be the work of her 15-year-old son, and proceeded to call the police.

    Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the house and likely explained to Gallman that watching porn wasn’t illegal and that her call was a giant waste of time and resources. They possibly informed her that the kid’s 15 and he’s going to watch porn – no matter what she does to try to prevent it. Life, uh, finds a way. It’s possible that the officers asked Gallman if she was one of the people who called 911 when Facebook was down last week.

    Even if they didn’t go that far, they did explain that he couldn’t be disciplined by the long arm of the law for a little midday stress release.

    The boy reportedly remained in his bedroom throughout the entire exchange.

    But apparently Gallman wanted something permanent out of this. According to the report,

    Mrs. Gallman advised that her son has been having behaviors [sic] issues and that he will not listen, talk back, and steal. Mrs. Gallman requested that a report be done to document to help track her son’s behavior and due to her daughter being exposed to porn.

    Persistent, if nothing else.

    Image via Thinkstock

  • Rapper Explains Why He Severed His Penis

    Rapper Explains Why He Severed His Penis

    Back in April, a Wu-Tang Clan-affiliated rapper named Christ Bearer, a.k.a Andre Johnson, severed his penis and jumped off a second story balcony in North Hollywood while high on PCP. Now Johnson has explained his motivation behind his self-mutilation, and revealed that he was in control of his actions at the time of the incident.

    “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was in complete control,” Johnson told E! “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realization that sex is for mortals, and I am a god. Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”

    Christ Bearer is a member of the rap outfit Northstar, and claims he’s been silent on the matter of his penis so far because “People perceived me as crazy, so I never wanted to speak wholeheartedly on the matter.” Interestingly, Johnson told TMZ on video early in July that his penis was reattached and works, and that he wants to appear in a porno.

    Johnson went on to reveal to E! that doctors were unable to reattach anything. Scientifically, there is a 50% chance that Johnson has a penis.

    Here is Christ Bearer’s video for The God:

    Johnson said he was grateful to still be alive when he awoke in a hospital bed, and began visiting with a psychologist after being discharged. Johnson claims that he’s been deemed mentally okay, and commented, “I didn’t want to kill myself. That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get to me, but being alive solidified my thoughts. … I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

    Phencyclidine, or PCP, is a diassociative drug with effects that include severe changes in body image, loss of ego boundaries, paranoia, depersonalization, hallucinations, euphoria, suicidal impulses and aggressive behavior.

    Image via Youtube

  • Brazil vs Germany Was Obscene, But Please Stop Uploading Highlights to Pornhub

    Brazil’s 7-1 throttling at the hands of Germany in Tuesday night’s World Cup semifinal was so brutal that many decided to compare it to an act of public humiliation, in a sexual sense.

    The joke wound up hitting top porn streaming site Pornhub, as users began uploading highlights from the game. This forced Pornhub to issue a pretty hilarious response – please stop posting videos of Germany pounding Brazil, please?

    Ouch.

    The cynic in me says that Pornhub just tweeted that knowing that people would write about it because, you know, porn and sports. But, as evidenced from the screenshot above, it actually happened. Young Brazilians get f*cked by entire German Soccer Team…

    Crude, but accurate. That match was too obscene, even for Pornhub.

    Image via Twitter

  • Google Implements No Porn Ad Policy

    Google Implements No Porn Ad Policy

    Google is no longer allowing the advertising of sexually explicit content on its network.

    A report from Chris Morris at CNBC says the changes went into effect on Monday, and that earlier in June, Google sent those who were about to be in violation an email that said:

    Beginning in the coming weeks, we’ll no longer accept ads that promote graphic depictions of sexual acts including, but not limited to, hardcore pornography; graphic sexual acts including sex acts such as masturbation; genital, anal, and oral sexual activity.

    When we make this change, Google will disapprove all ads and sites that are identified as being in violation of our revised policy. Our system identified your account as potentially affected by this policy change. We ask that you make any necessary changes to your ads and sites to comply so that your campaigns can continue to run.

    Google actually announced the changes in its help center in March:

    The AdWords policies on adult sexual services, family status, and underage or non-consensual sex acts will be updated in late June 2014 to reflect a new policy on sexually explicit content. Under this policy, sexually explicit content will be prohibited, and guidelines will be clarified regarding promotion of other adult content. The change will affect all countries. We made this decision as an effort to continually improve users’ experiences with AdWords. After the new policy goes into effect, the adult sexual services, family status, and underage or non-consensual sex acts policy pages will reflect this change.

    Still, according to the CNBC, some advertisers were caught off guard. Perhaps that wasn’t the most visible place to announce such a change.

    You have to wonder how much ad revenue Google is sacrificing by changing its policy.

  • Pornhub Is Planting Trees for Porn Views to Celebrate Arbor Day

    In what might be the easiest way ever conceived to help the environment, you can now “spruce up America” by watching a bunch of porn.

    Popular streaming porn site Pornhub has just announced the Gives America Wood (SFW) Arbor Day promotion. It’s incredibly simple–all people have to do is watch videos in the “big dick” category (wood, get it?) and Pornhub will plant trees.

    The site says that for every 100 videos viewed in the category, they’ll donate one tree.

    “While you’re watching some nice piece of ash, you’ll also be helping to spruce America up! (Bushes are optional),” says Pornhub.

    As of right now, Pornhub’s ticket shows over 12,000 total trees planted. That’s a lot of video views so far.

    According to The Daily Dot, Pornhub says that they are currently considering three organizations to aid in the planting of all of these trees.

    Arbor Day is a national holiday celebrated on the final Friday in April, although some states have their own, earlier celebration days (it can vary based on climate). Although the day is about total environmental awareness, the main goal of Arbor Day is to plant and care for trees.

    Arbor Day is celebrated in dozens and dozens of countries across the world. So is porn.

    Images via Pornhub, Thinkstock

  • Utah Revenge Porn Ban Signed into Law

    Utah has just become the latest state to pass laws specifically banning “distributing intimate images of a person without that person’s permission.” These bills are generally drafted to tackle so-called revenge porn.

    Governor Gary R. Herbert signed the bill, HB71, into law on Monday. The bill passed both state legislatures last month. It modifies existing Utah criminal code to make the distribution of intimate images a class A misdemeanor on the first offense, with subsequent charges deemed third-degree felonies.

    Here’s the meat of the new law:

    An actor commits the offense of distribution of intimate images if the actor, with the intent to cause emotional distress or harm, knowingly or intentionally distributes to any third party any intimate image of an individual who is 18 years of age or older, if: the actor knows that the depicted individual has not given consent to the actor to distribute the intimate image; the intimate image was created by or provided to the actor under circumstances in which the individual has a reasonable expectation of privacy; and actual emotional distress or harm is caused to the person as a result of the distribution under this section

    The new law also has built-in exemptions for law enforcement and others acting lawfully in the reporting of a criminal offense. HB71 also says that the new regulations do not apply to ISPs and other “information services” as long as their only part in the distribution of the unlawful images comes from “transmitting or routing data from one person to another” or “providing a connection between one person and another person.”

    Of course, this is an important distinction. Utah’s new law clearly wants to go after the actual distributors of the images (the jilted ex-lovers, if you will) instead of ISPs and websites.

    As we’ve discussed before, criminalizing revenge porn doesn’t just affect the “jilted ex-lovers” who post it online, but also revenge porn websites and web hosting companies. The latter tend to be able to stand behind the Communication Decency Act, which protects websites from being liable for user-submitted content. Utah’s new law at least attempts to make a distinction.

    Utah becomes just one of a few states to enact laws banning revenge porn. California recently passed their own laws against the practice and New York is currently debating similar statutes.

    And though anti-revenge porn laws have so far been a state undertaking, it looks like the federal government is about to get involved.

    Image via Thinkstock

  • Revenge Porn Ban to Be Proposed at Federal Level

    Revenge Porn Ban to Be Proposed at Federal Level

    While various efforts to ban so-called “revenge porn” have been taken at the state level, there hasn’t yet been a push at the federal level to enact laws to criminalize non-consensual online distribution of sexual content. According to reports, this is about to change.

    US News says that California Representative Jackie Speier, a Democrat, is going to introduce legislation “sometime next month” to do just that. It’ll be the first time the issue is tackled on the national stage.

    The bill will “criminalize the non-consensual online dissemination of lewd content by jilted lovers and hackers,” according to Speier’s office.

    Speier’s home state of California recently enacted statutes banning revenge porn, or more specifically photographing or video recording “by any means the image of another, identifiable person without with his or her consent who is in a state of full or partial undress in any area in which the person being photographed or recorded has a reasonable expectation of privacy, and subsequently distributes the image taken, where the distribution of the image would cause a reasonable person to suffer serious emotional distress with the intent to cause serious emotional distress.” That’s the language of the law, which is actually built on top of California’s existing Peeping Tom laws.

    First offenses carry possible jail time and fines.

    California isn’t the only state taking on revenge porn, but you’d have to assume that Rep. Speier’s motivation and blueprint comes from her state’s passage of the country’s first specific anti-revenge porn laws.

    As we’ve discussed before, criminalizing revenge porn doesn’t just affect the “jilted ex-lovers” who post it online, but also the revenge porn websites and web hosting companies. The latter tend to be able to stand behind the famous section 230 of the Communication Decency Act, which protects websites from being liable for user-submitted content. Specifically targeting revenge porn and making it a criminal act federally would weaken such a defense.

    Although it might seem easy, on the surface, to fully support any sort of ban on a disgusting thing like revenge porn (which some groups have taken to calling “cyber rape”), there are those out there that are wary of new revenge porn laws–especially on a federal level.

    The American Civil Liberties Union previously expressed concern over California’s revenge porn law, citing a potentially negative impact on free speech, for example “if someone wanted to share a photo that had political implications or if a photo or video contained evidence of a crime.”

    The Electronic Frontier Foundation has also been critical of such bills, saying that they “also criminalize victimless instances. And that’s a problem with the First Amendment.” It’s true that one could envision a scenario down the line where newsworthy images or video in the public interest stays hidden because of a federal law against dissemination of nude or “pornographic” images.

    Anthony Weiner, anyone?

    “Frequently, almost inevitably, statutes that try to do this type of thing overreach,” the EFF’s Matt Zimmerman told US News. “The concern is that they’re going to shrink the universe of speech that’s available online.” He went on to suggest that websites would “reflexively” remove content just to be on the safe side–thus endangering free speech and freedom of information online.

    And finally, one has to worry about the language of such a federal law. What constitutes “porn”? What do words like “non-consensual” mean? Does it matter if the poster took the photos, or if the victim took the photos and gave them to the poster?

    It’ll likely be a tricky issue for the legislature, and possibly even the courts way on down the road.

    Image via Thinkstock

  • The South Watches More Gay Porn Than You Liberals

    After those long days of Mexican standoffs and train robberies, the South usually unwinds with either some chitlins or sweet tea – no one would have ever expected a good old heaping helping of steaming gay porn.

    As soon as March reared its ugly head, Pornhub and Buzzfeed got together to satiate their curiosities by asking:

    • Do states with legalized gay marriage watch more gay porn than states where it’s illegal?

    Answer: Yep. Around 4.41% of states with legalized marriage watch 7% more gay porn that states without at 4.13%.

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    No surprise. You’d think LGBT community oriented States would have a higher yield of gay porn viewers…

    …however, if you average every single state in the South, the percentage of gay viewers is higher than the average of states where gay marriage is legalized.

    1. The butt sex outlawed state of Mississippi holds the record of 5.58% gay users.
    2. Riding on its rear in second comes the sugar state Louisiana at 5.44%
    3. Georgia, the home of Little Richard, weighs in at 5.38%

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    So what about those more liberal states where gay marriage is legalized?

    The top three ride in on the following:

    1. Aloha to Hawaii in first place, holding 5.38%.
    2. Bailout paradise New York and an ashamed California come in with 5.27%.

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    Now wait! What if those Southern men are just looking at lesbian porn? According to Buzzfeed, a Pornhub spokesperson said this about their data:

    “We pulled terms and traffic to gay searches. We couldn’t break down “lesbian” because we don’t track our users on a micro-granular level (i.e., gender, sexual orientation, etc.). So for example, lesbian searches can account for, like, 40% of a city’s searches, but 80% of those searchers may likely be men. So to answer, it’s a rundown of gay porn from male users”

    This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, unless it’s a gay porn website.

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    Images via WikiCommons, Pornhub

  • Review: Porn Addiction Isn’t a Real Thing

    Review: Porn Addiction Isn’t a Real Thing

    The internet has laid human sexuality bare, putting it on display for anyone who cares to type a few letters into a search engine. However the wealth of stimulation available online is certainly more than humans have evolved to deal with, leading some people to value porn more than real intimacy.

    Good news, then, that these same people are not in danger of becoming porn addicts. A new review article published int he journal Current Sexual Health Reports states that there is no current research supporting the concept of porn addiction.

    The review was penned by clinical psychologist David Ley, who admits that some people may view pornography impusively. Ley, though, does not believe that the consequences of frequent porn viewing are all bad.

    His review found that there is little evidence that what people are labeling porn addiction is harmful. Porn “addiction” was not linked to erectile disfunction, changes in adolescent behavior, or any changes in the brain of frequent porn watchers. In addition, Ley found that many studies on the topic lacked methodological rigor and were often based on bad experimental design.

    While researchers seem to be set on demonstrating the negative effects of porn viewing, Ley believes that porn can actually improve sexual attitudes, increase the variety of sexual behaviors, increase pleasure for couples, and increase quality of life overall. He also controversially states that porn could be a viable legal way for those with deviant sexual urges to relieve them, pointing to research that has linked the availability of certain porn to a decrease in real-life sexual crimes.

    “We need better methods to help people who struggle with the high frequency use of visual sexual stimuli, without pathologizing them or their use thereof,” wrote Ley. “Rather than helping patients who may struggle to control viewing images of a sexual nature, the ‘porn addiction’ concept instead seems to feed an industry with secondary gain from the acceptance of the idea.”

  • Tip: Clear Your Phone Browser of Porn Sites Before Using Said Phone in News Segment

    That’s just a simple tip, guys. If you’re going to use your iPhone to film stock video for a local news segment, it might be wise to make sure your bookmarks and history list doesn’t read “Pornhub Mobile.”

    Or, I guess, if you truly don’t care – well, power to you.

    A WGN (Chicago) report on a new app called Expunge.io needed some nice stock video of someone accessing the app on their mobile device. The app, which helps people expunge minor offenses from their records, is the work of local high school students.

    If only someone would have found an app that automatically clears your browser history for you.

    As you can see in the image above, an eagle-eyed redditor caught the errant link, which only flashes on screen for about a half of a second. We found the video and sure enough, this is real. The magic happens at about 48 seconds in. Don’t blink, you might miss it. Just proof that there’s always somebody watching, ready to take a screenshot. If you mess up, you’re going to wind up internet famous for it. Sorry.

    To be honest, I’m more intrigued by that other link. What the hell are we all trying to expose? Based on the Pornhub link, I have a few ideas.

    Image via GIANTclouds, reddit (hosted via Imgur)

  • Hunter Moore, Revenge Porn King, Indicted for Email Hacking Scheme

    Hunter Moore, the man who owes every bit of notoriety to peddling revenge porn, has now been arrested and charged for the methods in which he obtained it.

    A Grand Jury in California has indicted Moore for, among other things, conspiracy, unauthorized access to a protected computer to obtain information, and aggravated identity theft.

    The indictment names two defendants, Moore and Charles Evens (aka “Gary”), in a pretty basic conspiracy. The document alleges that Evens would hack into the victims email accounts, find nude images, and sell them to Moore. The Grand Jury charges that Moore knew exactly where the images came from and would even “offer defendant Evens additional money to obtain unlawfully additional nude pictures.

    The main site named in the indictment is Moore’s now-defunct isanyoneup.com. It also names 7 differnet victims, ranging from December 8th, 2011 to January 29th, 2012.

    Here’s Moore’s last tweet, made earlier today:

    In recent months, we’ve seen a bit of a crackdown on “revenge porn” – the latest example coming from California, where Governor Jerry Brown recently signed SB 255. The law, which ultimately bans revenge porn, makes it illegal to “electronically distribute nude images of another person with the intent to cause serious emotional distress.”

    Moore has been called one of, if not the, most-hated man on the internet. You can be assured that there are plenty of people celebrating this news.

    You can check out the full indictment below:

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    Image via Hunter Moore, Twitter

  • Latest NSA Leak Finds Agency Spied On Porn Habits Of “Radicalizers”

    Since June, we’ve learned that the NSA spies on just about everything we do in the name of stopping terrorism. As it turns out, the agency is even spying on our porn habits because it might just stop terrorists.

    Fresh from his departure from The Guardian, Glenn Greenwald is now reporting on the latest Snowden leak from The Huffington Post. The latest revelation finds that the NSA is using its ability to snoop through browser histories to find ways to discredit those they consider “radicalizers.” Of course, that includes a person’s porn browsing history.

    In the leaked document, the NSA says that it looks for porn habits, among other “vulnerabilities,” as they help to discredit those who speak out against the U.S. Here’s a list of vulnerabilities that the NSA looks for:

  • Viewing sexually explicit material online or using sexually explicit persuasive language when communicating with inexperienced young girls
  • Using a portion of the donations they are receiving from the susceptible pool to defray their own personal expenses
  • Charging an exorbitant amount of money for their speaking fees and being singularly attracted by opportunities to increase their stature
  • Being known to base their public messaging on questionable sources or using language that is contradictory in nature, leaving them open to credibility challenges
  • Despite describing the vices of the modern American evangelist, the NSA says these are merely some of the tools among many that they use to combat terrorism. What’s interesting, however, is that the six targets listed in the document have no actual ties to terrorism. They’re merely public persons that have views that could be considered anti-American, such as being of the opinion that America was behind the 9/11 attacks. While such views can certainly be criticized, it seems a little much to collect dossiers on their private Web browsing habits in an attempt to discredit them in the name of stopping terrorism.

    Latest NSA Leak Finds Agency Spied On Porn Habits

    While there’s no evidence that the NSA has used this tactic on domestic targets, ACLU Deputy Legal Director, Jameel Jaffer, says that shouldn’t make Americans any less wary about its existence:

    “It’s important to remember that the NSA’s surveillance activities are anything but narrowly focused — the agency is collecting massive amounts of sensitive information about virtually everyone. Wherever you are, the NSA’s databases store information about your political views, your medical history, your intimate relationships and your activities online. The NSA says this personal information won’t be abused, but these documents show that the NSA probably defines ‘abuse’ very narrowly.”

    While the government’s tactic of discrediting opponents is nothing new, there needs to be strict limitations on its use. Revealing that a terrorist leader is into kinky porn could severely demoralize his movement, but the same shouldn’t be used against those calling for peaceful change in this country. After all, we don’t want a repeat of Hoover’s administration.

    [Image: Huffington Post]

  • People Really Do Give Up Porn for Baby Jesus

    Pornhub’s primary purpose is, well, streaming all the porn the public can handle. And usually, that’s a lot of porn. But recently, Pornhub has begun to fashion itself as amateur porn statistician – and why not? With all that data you’re bound to come up with some interesting findings.

    Pornhub calls them “Pornhub Insights” and they may have just published the funniest one yet.

    Ok, this is just amazing. Pornhub looked at how certain global events – sporting events, big news events, holidays, and TV moments – impacted porn viewing across the world.

    “The Pornhub statisticians have been hard at work measuring the impact of various worldwide events on the traffic numbers of the world’s biggest porn site. With over 1 billion monthly visits the amount of data was immense to process and analysis, the result of their long Red Bull fueled nights is the infographic below for your data pleasure. The stats show that people pull themselves away from their favorite website just long enough to watch things like the Olympics, the World Series, Presidential elections etc. We can form this conclusion based upon the actual drops in traffic to Pornhub during these events in different regions throughout the world. We also observed that traffic spikes as soon as the event ends and we’re here to welcome you with open arms,” says Pornhub.

    The standout finding? People everywhere really cut back on the porn on Christmas. Well, except for the Japanese – which can’t be all that surprising.

    Is it because everyone is too stuffed from rounds 2, 3, and 4 of the family Christmas feast? Is it because people are too busy spending time with extended family to take care of themselves? Probably. Maybe a little bit of Christian guilt? Most likely.

    The data for other major events is also fascinating. For instance, during the 2012 Super Bowl, Pornhub’s traffic went down 22% in the U.S. and 41% in Boston specifically.

    When Osama bin Laden was confirmed dead, porn viewing went down 7% in the U.S. But when the Mayan calendar ended and everyone thought the world was going to end – porn party! Traffic went up 10%.

    I’m presenting this in a rather light manner, but this is some seriously interesting stuff, sociologically. Take a look at Pornhub’s interactive infographic (SFW) and check out how porn was affected by other big events.

    Image via Thinkstock

  • Porn Industry May Have to Strap on Some Goggles

    Zippp! Look out! Gushhh! Watch it!

    Worried about being hit and infected by another human being’s bodily fluids?

    California porn stars need not fret, for lawmakers wish to update AB 640, a bill that will make adult performers strap on protected eyewear during the filming of their sex scenes. Like Measure B before it, AB 640 requires condoms and other sexual barriers to be used in adult films, but while Measure B enforces Los Angeles County to abide by condom usage, AB 640 is state-wide. The bill also requires that employers “pay the costs of required medical monitoring, such as STD testing, and keep confidential employee records.”

    According to Salon, AB 640 “would not only require condoms during intercourse but also prohibit ejaculation onto the genitals, mouth or eyes, and instruct employers to provide performers with protective eye wear to avoid ocular contact with semen.”

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    The draft comes from the California Division of Occupational Safety and Health (Cal/OSHA). Isadore Hall, III (D-Los Angeles) a Los Angeles California assembly member, introduced AB 640, where it  is currently awaiting review in the Senate.

    According to fair4ca.org, the bill’s website, “AB 640 will require condom or other sexual barrier use in all adult films produced in California.  This measure, consistent with Los Angeles County’s recent voter approved Measure B (requiring condom use in adult films produced within the county), will provide state-wide uniformity needed to ensure that the thousands of actors employed in this multi-billion dollar industry are given reasonable workplace safety protections needed to reduce exposure to HIV and other communicable diseases.”

    The intent of AB 640 is to insure “safety protections needed to reduce exposure to HIV and other communicable diseases.” The bill states that “Actors are entitled to HEALTH, SAFEY, and PROTECTION. Adult film actors deserve respect and fairness, here in California.”

    Rarely, though, in pornography is Measure B ever practiced or enforced. Peter Acworth, the owner of fetish site Kink.com, told Tracy Clark-Flory at Salon that the draft regulations “basically criminalize the production of porn” in California. Acworth is considering selling the Armory, an infamous San Francisco porn palace/club/cocktail lounge if AB 640 passes, and that he’ll “have to invest in a warehouse in Nevada or Europe” for production where laws aren’t as tight.

    Zoof!! Whiff!! Blammo! Zap!

    (Picture via WikiCommons, Remmet Studios)