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  • Kim Kardashian: What Slicked Up Her Naked Butt?

    Kim Kardashian recently appeared on the cover of Paper magazine, with her ample derriere oiled up shinier than a slick. Since the day she didn’t break the internet–as both she and the people at Paper magazine set out to do–people have sort of wondered what made her butt shine. The cat is out of its proverbial bag now. People can rest easy, because the secret has been divulged.

    For those of you who’d like to rub something on your behind and make it shine like Kim Kardashian’s, you need only procure some Black Seed Dry Oil for hair. It’s actually part of the Kardashian Beauty range in collaboration with Farouk System. (Well, of course it is.)

    “I have a haircare line, it was actually my hair oil that I used…a little bit of that,” the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star said in a recent interview.

    A little bit? Did you see that shine?

    “You have to get creative with good lighting and oil,” she added.

    The hair oil is one of seven hair care products that will launch next spring. The line also includes a blow-dry cream and volumizing mousse to help users score lush, shiny locks locks–or a well-oiled ass. The line is priced a bit above drug store brands, but certainly below salon brands, with each item ranging from $14 to $17.

    Anyone who is interested in oiling up their posterior like Kim Kardashian did will have to wait until spring to buy the product. How sad is that? Those who were hoping to shine their asses for Christmas or New Years are simply out of luck.

  • Ellen and Portia Copy Kim Kardashian’s ‘Paper’ Look for Holiday Card

    Ellen and Portia grew some honking Kim Kardashian butts–a la Paper magazine–and used them to create this year’s holiday card. This is, of course, a spoof pulled off at the hands of Ellen DeGeneres–featuring herself with wife Portia de Rossi on the card in her attempt to poke fun at the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star. It’s a pretty funny one, too.

    Friends and family members of Ellen and Portia are likely hoping that’s the actual holiday card they receive, and knowing Ellen DeGeneres and her quick wit, there might just be a handful of recipients destined for hearty laughter this holiday season.

    “Portia and I started working on our holiday cards…we don’t know what we’re gonna do yet,” Ellen DeGeneres said, before revealing the card showing her and de Rossi’s heads edited onto Kardashian’s oiled-up body, with red bows covering their bare hind quarters. “It says ‘Happy Holidays’ and then ‘And a Shiny New Year.’ A shiny new rear.”

    Last year Ellen DeGeneres channeled Kim Kardashian’s hubby, Kanye West, for their holiday card. They used his ‘Bound 2’ music video for inspiration, ‘complete with a motorcycle and a loving embrace.’

    So maybe someone will receive the Ellen and Portia shiny butt holiday cards after all. It’s great to see Ellen and Portia together. Problems earlier in the year had some speculating that their marriage might not survive. It’s uncertain how much was hype and how much was fact, but it’s good to see both of them on this hilarious holiday card.

    Do you think Ellen and Portia will really use these cards to send to their family and friends?

  • Kim Kardashian Didn’t Break the Internet

    Kim Kardashian Didn’t Break the Internet

    Kim Kardashian, along with Paper magazine, set out to #BreakTheInternet with the cover shot of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star’s larger than life–and amply oiled–derriere. That photo, along with one that appeared later, featuring Kim Kardashian balancing a champagne glass on said ass, did succeed it getting lots of attention. It was talked about incessantly on TV, radio, and on the web. It got old really fast, however, and didn’t succeed at its original goal. It didn’t ‘break’ the internet.

    According to Boston.com, Kim Kardashian has broken a number of things over the years, however. One thing they didn’t mention was Kim’s marriage to Kris Humphries. She definitely broke that.

    Humphries, in fact, was asked by the Washington Post about his feelings about the photo of Kim Kardashian and her behind–but he didn’t seem very interested at all.

    “I’m not someone who’s paying attention to things that don’t really matter in my world. I mean a lot of times I don’t even know what’s going on,” he said.

    He claimed his focus was on basketball instead.

    “I’ve always been a basketball-first kind of guy…that’s where my outlet is, especially now,” he said. “Everything else, I don’t really pay a lot of attention to,” he said.

    Good for Kris Humphries, and good for the internet, too–for not succumbing to what Kim Kardashian believed would be its ultimate melt down of all time.

    Kim Kardashian insists that both photos released were really her. What’s really interesting is that after a while, no one really cared.

    It seems the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star has got to come up with something way more impressive if she wants to ‘break the internet.’

    Is that even possible–both the notion of breaking the internet and the idea that Kim Kardashian could come up with something impressive? Which stands the best chance of happening first?

  • Kim Kardashian Responds To Butt Implant Rumors

    Kim Kardashian took some time this week to respond to the rumors flying around that she had butt implants put in, taking to Twitter to address the tabloid stories. She also reprimanded the media for fat-shaming her and photoshopping her clothing in magazines, which she says could mean they’re photoshopping other things.

    “I’m seeing all these nonsense tabloids claiming I have butt implants-injections. Get a life! Using pics of me 15lbs skinnier (before I had my baby) comparing to me now! I still have weight to lose. Anyone who has had a baby knows how hard it is to lose weight(especially the last bit of weight) & your body totally changes! Making fun of me pregnant & making fun of me trying to lose weight now shame on you. I’m not perfect but I will never conform to your skinny standards sorry! Not me. And BTW I’ve lost a lot so far & I’m proud of that! Don’t give young girls a complex!” she wrote.

    Kardashian has battled rumors about her body for years now, and a “source” told Closer Magazine that the changes to her look aren’t from implants, but rather from fat injections.

    “Kim hasn’t had implants. She’s had the fat from her tummy and thighs taken out by lipo, then injected into her bottom,” the source said. ”She’s always been obsessed with her bottom, and friends think she had a top-up treatment on it since giving birth.”

    The reality star and entrepreneur says it’s simply the changes that any woman’s body goes through after having a baby, however, and wants to put the rumors to rest. She also posted side-by-side pictures of herself that show the changes made on a magazine cover.

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