No? Ok. That’s good, because this is just a parody. But I’d like to imagine that the creation of Tinder was full of all the same dramatic tension, foreboding establishing shots, and whiny rich kids that made up The Social Network.
If you’ve ever played the Friday the 13th NES game, there is a good chance you were disappointed. That goes especially for fans of the film franchise. Dr. Terror’s Hacktivision has imagined what a truly legit Friday the 13th NES game could have entailed (of course, you have to take into account that some of what is depicted comes from films that were not yet around during the Nintendo Entertainment System’s heyday).
Hacktivision is a project that creates fake video game trailers from the 8-Bit graphic imagery of Frank Browning, the soundscape and glitch renditions of Sean O’Connor and the gameplay and editing stylings of Dr. TERROR.
What they’ve come up with for this Friday the 13th is truly something special for fans of the movies. It imagines an 8-bit game in which you can play through each installment in the franchise, complete with a real film-inspired soundtrack. Better yet, it incorporates elements of Zelda, Castlevania and Duck Hunt, among other classic titles.
Somebody really needs to make this exist.
Dr. Terror has even one so far as to create a thorough playing manual for the game, which you can see here.
What if you woke up one morning and everything you ever loved was gone – vanished without a trace. That would suck. Now, imagine that everyone around you started telling you that the thing you loved the most never really existed. You’d start to feel like a crazy person, right?
Now, imagine we’re talking about boobs.
Olivia Munn’s boobs.
Courtesy of Above Average, the newest venture from independent New York production company Broadway Video, comes “Ghost Tits.” This fake movie trailer short is billed as “the story of a man whose life is turned upside down when his girlfriend’s breasts suddenly disappear.”
And boy, is this one psychological thriller that we seriously hope gets made. No, seriously – is anyone out there seeing this and realizing the potential monster hit we have on our hands?
Oh, and if you’re wondering if that amazingly-named site at the end of the clip really exists, well, it does. I have to admit, Olivia Munn is one of my favorite parts of the underwhelming new HBO show The Newsroom, but I think I like her in this role even more. That creepy stare as she closes that door is horror gold. Plus, FEENY!
