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  • Get Rich Quick Scheme Ends With Man Getting His Penis Bitten Off By A Hyena

    Look, I understand, witch doctors are revered members of the community in some parts of the world. In some communities, they do good work by using herbal remedies to cure common illnesses. What they aren’t good at is financial planning. If you want to get rich, it’s going to take more than some voodoo magic. One Malawian man learned this lesson the hard way.

    The Daily News reports that Chamangeni Zulu went to a witch doctor with a simple request – he wanted to become rich. Instead of telling him to work hard or look for areas to innovate in, the witch doctor told him to go lie in a bush naked and offer his body parts to a hyena. So infatuated with wealth was Zulu that he did this without question. The hungry hyena showed up and ate three of Zulu’s toes alongside his genitals.

    Did the hyena offer up a pot of gold in exchange for his lost manhood? Of course not. It got a free snack and Zulu no longer has a penis. He was immediately rushed to a local hospital where he’s currently being treated for his wounds.

    Despite all of this, he still believes in whatever magic the Witch Doctor thought a hyena could bestow after eating his toes and penis. He told The Times of Zambia that, “Even if I have lost some important parts of my body, I still want to get rich.”

    If anything, Zulu is tenacious. It’s just that there are far better ways to get rich quick than offering your body to a hungry hyena. Hell, he could travel the country talking about the dangers of listening to crackpot advice from witch doctors. That would surely make him more money than sacrificing more of his body to wild animals. I’m just glad he didn’t derive any pleasure from this experience – unlike some people.

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  • Arkansas Man Asks Bank Teller To ‘Punish’ Him, Gets Arrested

    Bank tellers have a pretty routine job. It’s always a withdrawal this or deposit that. The highlight of their day must be somebody asking for a loan application. While they may crave excitement, having a customer ask for a withdrawal from the spank bank might be a bit too much.

    5 News reports that Drake Parks, 50, of Van Buren was arrested last week after he called a bank teller asking her to “punish” him. In the police report, the punishment in question was a good spanking. Now, it’s at this point where you make a joke about masochism, but the full story is a little weirder than that.

    You see, Parks was in the bank earlier that day for some regular bank business. At 3:30 p.m., the teller received a call from somebody claiming to be Parks’ father who said that he was being an “expletive” and that he needed to be punished. He even offered to pay him $50 for her troubles Parks then got on the phone and asked the teller to do what his father said – punish him.

    It’s at this point that you’d probably call the cops for two reasons. First, it’s a little weird to have somebody ask you for a spanking; and second, it’s even weirder when that person is impersonating their father to ask for said spanking.

    The teller hung up and called the police. Parks was arrested afterwards. He was charged with harassing communications – a misdemeanor. It’s certainly not on the same level as somebody who asks women to pleasure him with cheese, but it’s still a little messed up.

    Image via Crawford County Jail/5News

  • Florida Man Caught Having Sex With Starving Dog

    Owning a dog is a big responsibility. You must be prepared to feed it and care for it. Some people take their dogs for granted, however, and end up starving them. One Florida man was caught doing all this and more.

    WKMG Orlando reports that James Bull, 61, of Daytona Beach was arrested on Tuesday after neighbors reported him “having sexual conduct” with his pet dog. Some people decide to hide these kind of crimes on their phone, but Bull was reportedly committing his crimes on his front porch for everyone to see. I would say something about having no shame, but there’s something worse going on here than a lack of common decency.

    See for yourself:

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    What’s worse – Bull’s dog wasn’t even being taken care of. When police arrived, they found that the dog had no food, water or shelter. The 8-month-old female dog was transported to the local Humane Society for treatment.

    As for Bull, he was taken to the Volusia County Jail where he’s being held on a $15,000 bond. He has been charged with an animal cruelty felony and an animal cruelty misdemeanor.

    Can you guess which charge is for the actual sex act? If you guessed misdemeanor, you’d be correct. Florida law labels bestiality as a misdemeanor which means Bull will face a maximum of 1 year in prison and $1,000 fine. As for the felony, he will face up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

    Image via Volucia County Corrections

  • Utah Trucker: Sex Slaves Included Teen Relative?

    In a case that will make you think twice before getting “a lift” from a truck driver, one man is accused of going to hellish extremes to have some company as he traveled across the country.

    Timothy Jay Vafeades is in the process of being transferred back to his native Utah where he will answer to charges that include kidnapping, transportation for illegal sexual activity, and possession of child pornography.

    The 54-year-old truck driver was first accused of kidnapping a teenage female relative who had come from Florida to work with him on his truck. The 19-year-old said that she intended to be with him a week, however Vafeades violently opposed. The victim claims that the man strangled her until she lost consciousness.

    Afterwards, Vafeades forced her to remain with him for roughly six months using violence and threats of violence to keep her with him. A criminal complaint against the trucker says that he forced his young female relative to have sex with him over 100 times.

    He was eventually arrested for the kidnapping in November 2013 when officers at a weigh station noticed bruises on the victim and found a restraining order dating back to 1999 barring contact with her.

    A second woman came forward after Vafeades’s arrest, saying that she too had been taken on the road by him against her will.

    She told detectives that she had agreed to have dinner with Vafeades when they met in Salt Lake City, Utah in April 2012. She got into his truck and about ten minutes into the ride, the woman said that he informed her that she would be with him for at least a week.

    He is alleged to have kept this second woman against her will for a period of about three months, during which time he beat and raped her. She says that he referred to her as a slave and had forced her to have sex nearly everyday. Vafeades is also accused of cutting and coloring the woman’s hair to disguise her appearance and even forcing her to marry him.

    The Utah truck driver will face charges in Minnesota in addition to federal charges. He is currently being held in the Clay County Jail.

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  • Petition Calls For Denmark To Ban Bestiality

    The past two years have not been good for zoophiles in Europe. In 2013, Germany passed a bill banning bestiality and Sweden banned the practice earlier this year. Now animal rights activists have their sights set on Denmark – one of the last major European countries that still permits bestiality.

    Animal rights activists have started a petition calling on Denmark to make bestiality illegal. They note that Denmark bans the “rape, torture and abuse of animals,” but says that the line between use and abuse is all too thin when it comes to the law. In other words, zoophiles can claim that their relations are strictly consensual thus deflecting any allegations of abuse.

    The problem in Denmark goes beyond a few sheep lovers here and there though. Just like in Germany, there are “barnyard brothels” in Denmark where zoophiles are charged anywhere between $85 to $170 to have sex with animals. While you can technically make an argument that loving your dog a little too much is totally fine, it’s hard to see any merits to locking up animals purely for the sexual gratification of the highest bidder.

    Denmark also has animal rights activists anger because it’s currently enforcing what they see as a double standard. The country recently passed a bill that bans the slaughter of animals unless it’s first stunned. The law has angered some religious groups that practice ritualistic slaughter. Despite their protests, Denmark moved forward with the bill saying “there has to be a balance between religious issues and animal rights.” While zoophilia is hardly a religious issue, people are beginning to question why Denmark will ban ritualistic slaughter but not the local barnyard brothel.

    If Denmark does ban bestiality, it will be one of the last few holdouts to finally ban the practice. Outside of Denmark, only Finland, Italy and Hungary allow it in Europe.

    [h/t: Digital Journal]
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  • Naked Dude Covered In Jello Had Sex With Cows While His Friend Filmed Everything

    Naked Dude Covered In Jello Had Sex With Cows While His Friend Filmed Everything

    It’s not uncommon for a man to lube up before a night of frivolity. It’s a little less common when that night out involves having sex with cows while your friend films it.

    The Huffington Post reports that Reid Fontaine and Michael Jones were both recently arrested they were caught having sex with a farmer’s cows in Herkimer County, New York. Fontaine was the one who would commit the acts whilst covered in jello and Jones would film the acts. It’s unknown if they were attempting to produce bestiality porn or if the video was just for personal use.

    The two men were caught after the farmer who owned the cows installed a surveillance camera after noticing his livestock were exhibiting odd behaviors. Upon discovering the two in the act, he called state police and the two men were arrested. They were both charged with sexual misconduct which carries a punishment of up to 10 years in prison and a $1,000 fine.

    While the two men have only been charged with sexual misconduct, the farmer may want to press charges. It’s alleged that the two men’s actions caused a cow to run out of the barn where it was then hit by three cars while attempting to cross a road. Two of the drivers were taken to the hospital following the collision.

    What may be the weirdest part about all of this, however, is that WTNH’s News 8 team stumbled upon Fontaine in the act. In other words, they actually have footage of it, but said that the video can’t be shown because “[Fontaine] was naked and covered in jello.”

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  • This Guy Really Wants Women To Pleasure Him With Cheese

    Food fetishes are nothing new. Asking your loved one to help fulfill a food fantasy or two isn’t even all that weird. Now, asking random people on the street to fulfill your fantasy of masturbating with swiss cheese – that’s crossing a line that cannot be moved.

    Back in January, Christopher Pagano, 41, was arrested for accosting three women and requesting they “pleasure him with Swiss cheese.” At the time, he was charged with three counts of stalking, indecent exposure and open lewdness.

    Now, a fourth woman has come forward claiming Pagano approached her as well with the same request according to The Philly Confidential. The police report says that his “harassment included using processed cheese” and he’s been charged one more count of stalking, indecent exposure and open lewdness.

    After the fourth victim came forward, Pagano turned himself into police. He’s still out and about, however, as he’s paid 10 percent of his $90,000 bail. He’s scheduled to appear in court on April 1 where he’s expected to answer for his crimes against decency and perfectly good cheese.

    As an aside, it seems that the perverts of the world are getting bolder. First, we have somebody masturbating into a shoe and then a teacher masturbates in a hallway. Now, we have a man driving around town asking for cheesy service. What’s next?

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  • Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl, Facebook Shares Lead To His Arrest

    As a frequent shopper of Kentucky’s many outlet and grocery stores, it’s not all uncommon to run into an odd character or two. It might be a heavyset middle-aged dude rocking a mullet and a shirt that looks like it’s not been washed since the 70s or it’s one of those families that make the Honey Boo Boo clan look normal. What I never expect to see is anything weird from the numerous pastors in the community, but there’s always an exception, right?

    WBKO reports that Kevin Lohse, the pastor at Woodlawn Baptist Church in Russellville, KY, was arrested after a woman reported that a man had exposed himself to her daughter in a local outlet store. Bizarrely, not only did this take place during the day, but he had his son with him at the time as well.

    What makes this story particularly interesting is that Lohse might have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for that pesky Facebook. After receiving the report, the police combed through surveillance footage and found a grainy image of the man. They posted the image on Facebook asking for any leads, and Lohse turned himself in after the image had been shared 645 times.

    After the arrest, the police department shared the following in the comments of the original post:

    This is a prime example of community policing. Due to an overwhelming number of people who have shared this photo, we now have charges pending against the perpetrator in this case. You are our most valuable resource…Thank you!

    This isn’t the first time, nor will it be the last, that Facebook has been used to catch criminals. More often than not, however, these criminals are the kind who publicly provoke and taunt police officers on Facebook themselves. While Lohse didn’t provoke police or share his own “wanted poster”, he would have been caught sooner or later as it’s hard to hide in a small town of 6,900 people when your face has been shared over 600 times on Facebook.

    Image via Russellville Police Department/Facebook

  • You Probably Shouldn’t Masturbate In A School Hallway If You Want To Remain A Teacher

    It must be hard being a teacher. It must be even harder when you’re a substitute teacher – an unfamiliar face in a hostile environment. Despite all that, they put on a brave face and keep the class in order while the regular teacher is out. For that, we give them our thanks. Our thanks doesn’t give them free reign to relieve themselves in a school hallway though.

    The Courant reports that Michael Luecke, a 72-year-old substitute teacher at Westhill High School was arrested Wednesday for masturbating in public. He wasn’t bashing the bishop in any ol’ public setting though – it was a high school hallway.

    According to the police report, Luecke was caught “suspiciously manipulating the front of his pants while looking at students in the courtyard.” He then moved to the floor where he continued “manipulating his penis” until a school paraprofessional stumbled upon him thinking he was hurt. She quickly realized the sight of geriatric masturbation would scar children for life and notified police and school officials.

    What makes this story even more interesting weird is that the paraprofessional didn’t stop Luecke or detain him. He went on to teach the class he was subbing for until police entered the classroom and arrested him.

    While police arrested Luecke before he could masturbate in any more hallways, surveillance footage shows that six children walked by the teacher as he was playing pocket pool. The school is now trying to identify those six students to see if they need counseling. What’s likely to happen, however, is that none of them even noticed and the school will fracture their innocence by notifying them that they walked past an old man enjoying the view.

    As for Luecke, he was charged with public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to minor. He has no prior criminal convictions so he’ll probably get off easy.

    Image via Stamford Police Department

  • Chicago Man Takes Foot Fetish Too Far, Masturbates In Co-Worker’s Shoe

    The foot fetish can manifest itself in many different ways. Some people are content to just look at pictures of people wearing shoes, but others take it too far by stealing shoes. Last week, one Chicago man went way too far in his quest to get off on feet.

    The Chicago Sun Times reports that Tim Margis, Concordia University’s public safety director, was arrested for allegedly masturbating into his co-worker’s shoe. The deed itself allegedly took place on February 10 as the victim caught him leaving her office while buttoning up his pants.

    I would like to like to think that warning sirens were going off at this point, but the victim simply asked Margis what he was doing. He claimed to be checking the room as the door had been left open. It’s a pretty good excuse for a public safety director, but he made one small mistake – he left a “clear liquid” inside one of her shoes.

    As you can imagine, the police were immediately called and Margis was visited by detectives on February 12. Upon questioning, he admitted to shooting the porridge gun in her shoe and was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct.

    Compared to some of the others in our gallery of deviants, Margis got off pretty easy with just two misdemeanors. It doesn’t mean that he got off without permanent consequence though. Concordia University made sure he won’t be working with them again:

    “At that point the employee was suspended and banned immediately from campus. We cooperated fully with the investigation and he was terminated on Feb. 13 for misconduct, less than 24 hours later.”

    The wheel of morality tells us today that a central tenet of keeping your job is to not masturbate in the shoes of your co-workers. Know what? You probably shouldn’t masturbate at work at all, unless that is your job. Lucky bastard.

    Image via River Forest Police Department

  • UK Woman Takes Trip Down Memory Lane, Finds Video Of Boyfriend Having Sex With Her Dog Instead

    A healthy relationship is built upon the premise of not keeping secrets from your partner. That’s why you should be totally comfortable with letting your significant other look through your phone for photos and videos of your special moments together. Before that happens, however, you might want to get rid of the video from that one time you banged her dog.

    The Grimsby Telegraph reports that Wayne Bryson, a 19-year-old from the UK, has admitted to having sex with his girlfriend’s dog after she found a video of him in the act on his phone. Why was she looking through his phone? She wanted to find a few nice pictures of them together.

    That alone is what makes this story so sad. She wasn’t your stereotypical jealous girlfriend looking for evidence of infidelity. She just wanted to look back on the precious memories they shared together. Instead, she finds that he apparently much preferred her dog over her.

    As expected, Bryson’s girlfriend took the video to the police and he was promptly arrested. When pressed for a reason behind his act, he could give none only stating that he never done it before. To make matters worse, he was also found to be in possession of marijuana. That offense isn’t as severe, however, as he had bought it for personal use and not for redistribution.

    As for the bestiality offense, the crime carries a maximum sentence of two years in the U.K. Considering it’s his first offense, he’ll probably not get the full two years. He will no longer have the company of women or dogs after this though. That’s gotta be much worse than any prison sentence.

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  • Canadian Man Convicted Of Bestiality Gives ‘Walk The Dog’ New Meaning

    When joining the SCPA, either as an employee or volunteer, you’re generally expected to prevent the abuse of animals. For one New Brunswick resident, he used his status as a volunteer to get close to the animals without raising suspicion.

    CBC reports that Anthony Volgmann, a 30-year volunteer with the Canadian SPCA, pled guilty to charges of bestiality and corrupting morals. Volgmann was found to have had performed sexual acts with dogs under his care during his time as a dog walker between January and September in 2013. He also posted pictures of his acts online which resulted in the corrupting morals charge.

    As it turns out, he was actually caught thanks to those pictures he was posting online. An America SPCA member spotted Volgmann’s pictures on a bestiality Web site and notified the authorities in Canada. Volgmann was identified, arrested and subjected to a psychiatric test before standing trial.

    At the sentencing, Volgmann avoided jail time on the grounds that his crimes were non-violent. Instead, he will face two years of probation and must attend psychological counseling. Obviously, he will not be allowed anywhere near dogs or places where dogs congregate. Finally, he is also banned from using any electronic device that’s connected to the Internet unless it’s related to work or if he’s under supervision.

    Volgmann should be glad that he wasn’t in Kenya. The average conviction there is six to 10 years. They even make you stand trial before the victim.

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  • Kenya Court Sentences Goat Molester In The Presence Of Said Goat

    What’s worse than being sentenced to 10 years in prison? Some would say that a longer sentence would be the only thing that could possibly be worse, but one man found that it’s just as bad to be sentenced while the victim watches.

    Katana Kitsao Gona of Kenya was sentenced to 10 years behind bars after he pleaded guilty for having sex with his neighbor’s goat. What makes this particular case more interesting than the other bestiality cases that pop up in Kenya from time to time is that Gona was sentenced while the goat watched on from inside the courtroom.

    Now, it’s not uncommon for the victims to be present for the sentencing of their attackers, but this might be the first time that the animal on the receiving end of abuse has been present for the sentencing of its abuser. One can only imagine that the goat felt vindicated that the man behind its pricey therapy bills was finally put behind bars.

    Strangely enough, this isn’t the first incident of goat sex to be punished in Kenya this year. In June, an unnamed Kenyan man was arrested after he was caught having sex with his employer’s donkey behind a bush. In the case of Gona, a goat was once again tied behind a bush, and he was only caught after a random onlooker stumbled upon the scene when looking for a good bush to urinate in.

    Wrong place, wrong time for just about every party involved it seems.

    Here’s the official news report out of KTN Kenya:

    [h/t: Gawker]
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  • UK Man Admits To Having Sex With Two Dogs, Horse

    Those who engage in sexual abuse often claim that it was a similar experience in their youth that led them down that path. Does the same apply to animal abuse? One UK case may open up some research in the topic.

    The Metro reports that Graham Redfearn, 41, was arrested back in April on suspicions that he had burgled a home. Upon inspecting his home for evidence, police discovered video of him engaging in sexual acts with a horse as well as two dogs. Upon the findings, he was charged with two counts of sexual activity with animals and two charges of owning extreme pornographic content.

    When he was arrested, he told police that he was merely “experimenting” by laying on a bed and letting his “dog [do] the rest.” He also told the court this month that he was raped by a German Shepherd when he was 12. He didn’t go into specifics, but it must have been pretty traumatic if it encouraged him to do the same to other animals.

    As for the hearing, Redfearn admitted guilt to all four charges. For that, he was banned from ever owning animals again and given a 10-year sexual offenses prevention order. He would have also been given jail time, but that only comes from an animal abuse conviction. In this case, the court could find no evidence that the animals recorded on video were subjected to any pain during the ordeal.

    Interestingly enough, Redfearn had put up an ad on Facebook seeking work on a horse farm just days before his trial. Now that he’s required to tell any employer about the above offense, it’s unlikely that farms will be hiring him anytime soon.

    [Image: Wikimedia Commons]
    [h/t: Huffington Post]

  • Being Single Is A Poor Defense When Caught Behind The Neighbor’s Cow With Your Pants Down

    It sucks being single. You find yourself looking at every couple with nothing but jealousy and regret at your own miserable situation. At that point, you either have to suck it up and find yourself a partner; or you could always take after Jackson Kiruga and relieve your stress on the neighbor’s cow.

    Standard Media reports that Kiruga, a resident of Nyeri county, Kenya, was caught engaging in “an unnatural act” with his neighbor’s cow. As you can imagine, his neighbor, Ann Wanjiru, wasn’t exactly happy to find her cow in his embrace.

    Kiruga pled guilty to the charges, but he did list two reasons behind the act. He first said that he was under a lot of stress as he had to manage the family farm after his father died. He also “claimed that his status as a bachelor led him to commit the act.”

    What?

    Look, I know what it’s like to be single. I’ve been single for 24 years. That doesn’t mean that you should go around having your way with the neighbor’s livestock. Hell, you shouldn’t do it even if you’re trying to get back at a former lover.

    In short, it’s never cool to go around having sex with the neighbor’s animals. Even the most ineligible of bachelors can find that special someone if they try hard enough.

    Instead of looking for that special someone, Kiruga will now spend the next 14 years in prison with a 52-year-old man that was sentenced to life on the same day for having sex with his 8-year-old daughter. It’d be a regular three’s company if they were joined by the guy who had sex with his employer’s donkey.

  • Man Arrested for Having Sex With Pool Raft. Again.

    Back in 2011, the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that a man had been arrested in a very bizarre case. He had been caught publicly engaging in “sexual activity” with a pink inflatable pool raft.

    The Smoking Gun carried further details about the man, Edwin Charles Tobergata, then 32. Apparently, his neighbor had caught him in the alley behind their house, his pants around his ankles, having at the pool raft, which belonged to the neighbor. The cops were called. Tobergata was arrested. He told police that he had a problem and needed help. His mother told them that he had a history of mental instability and abuses his prescription medication.

    Fast forward two years.

    WHIO-TV News reports that Edwin Charles Tobergata has been arrested, again. He stepped out his back door naked, and started having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float”, again. There have been some reports that it was the same float. But this one was orange.

    A neighbor, Theresa Teague, said her 10-year-old daughter was enjoying her new backyard pool when she ran back in the house and told her mother, “Edwin was doing something weird out there.”

    Tobergata was caught having sex with the inflatable pool toy that the neighbors had put out to the trash.

    “He was yelling, ‘Please forgive me. I won’t do it again. Don’t call the police,’ ” as he ran back into his house, Teague said.

    The little girl is now afraid to play in her own back yard. Her family is thinking about entering her into a counseling program to help her with the problem.

    These two incidents are not Tobergata’s only brushes with the law for indecent exposure and sexual activity. In 2008 he had been arrested for felony public indecency. Before that, in 2006, he had been charged with public indecency, and while in jail had exposed himself to a guard.

    Neighbors familiar with his condition say he needs help, probably medication, not jail.

  • ‘Erotic Zoos’ Are Apparently A Thing In Germany Now

    What kind of image does the term “erotic zoo” bring to mind? Chances are you’re probably not thinking about bestiality brothels, but that’s exactly what’s happening in Germany now thanks to a legal loophole.

    The Daily Mail reports that Germany has seen a rise in what people are calling “erotic zoos” or “animal brothels.” In essence, people can pay a “farmer” to have sex with their animals, which can range from llamas to goats.

    So, how is this legal? In Germany, the only bestiality laws on the books ban the creation and distribution of bestiality porn. The act of zoophilia itself is still legal under the law. There’s also apparently no law banning what Hans-Michael Goldmann, chairman of Germany’s agricultural committee, calls the “pimping [of] creatures to others for sexual use.”

    In short, there are now goat pimps in Germany selling said goats to paying customers to have their way with. The mere thought of it all is absolutely ridiculous, and I’m surprised that it’s even a thing.

    Oh, and if you were wondering, Germany is working on a law that would make all of this illegal. The country has been working on a bestiality law for some time now, but it has been met with stiff resistance from the German zoophile rights group ZETA. They say that it’s a lifestyle choice where most practitioners never abuse the animal, but rather live in a mutually beneficial and loving relationship.

    In short, ZETA says that “mere concepts of morality have no business being law.” I’m usually inclined to agree with those who are against legislating morality, but I think we have to draw the line at goat pimps.

  • Sweden Joins An Increasing Number Of European Countries That Ban Bestiality

    Bestiality, or zoophilia, is still kind of legal in many parts of the world. That’s slowly changing, however, as more countries begin to adopt laws that ban the practice in all its forms. The latest to do so is Sweden.

    The Swedish government indicated today that it will impose a total ban on bestiality starting January 1, 2014. The previous law only punished cases of bestiality in which the animal in question was visibly injured or abused. Sweden’s Minister for Rural Affairs, Eskil Erlandsson, said the new law will erase any and all ambiguity:

    “The government is now tightening the rules surrounding bestiality so there will be no doubt about the fact that it is prohibited to inflict suffering on animals.”

    Once the new law takes effect, those caught performing any sexual act with an animal with be punished with a fine, up to two years in prison, or both. It’s actually a pretty light sentence compared to other countries where such acts carry a prison sentence of six or more years.

    As expected, many animal rights groups and veterinary groups voiced support for the law. Many say taking a hardline stance against bestiality is required as it was sometimes hard to convict somebody of animal cruelty in the past. The new law will make it much easier to ensure those convictions in place.

    The original report, however, did not gauge the response from pro-bestiality factions in Sweden. Granted, there may not be any, but the spirited response from zoophiles in Germany certainly has one expecting protests from those who claim they just love their pets a little bit more than others.

    Once Sweden joins Germany in banning bestiality, it will be the seventh country in the European Union to do so. Countries such Poland, Italy, Finland and Belgium do not have any laws on the books banning bestiality. There is, however, an EU directive that tasks countries to ban the practice. So zoophiles hoping to escape a country that bans the practice may not have anywhere else to run if more countries begin to ban the practice.

    [h/t: AAP via News.com]

  • Don’t Have Sex With Your Employer’s Donkey

    Donkeys are a valuable commodity in some parts of the world. You probably shouldn’t mess with them, especially when that donkey belongs to your employer.

    Standard Digital reports that a Kenyan man was recently caught having sex with his employer’s donkey. The story goes that he tied up the beast behind a bush and began to have his way with it. His employer stumbled upon the scene, alerted the public, and then the public alerted the police.

    The 19-year-old man was then brought before the court. He pleaded guilty to the charges. I would like to imagine that he then launched into a passionate rant about how the state can’t keep him away from his love. That didn’t happen. Instead, he was sentenced to six years in prison.

    Fortunately, this case is not connected with the much larger problem of bestiality and prostitution that is currently exploding in Kenya. It’s been found that a large group of sex workers have been colluding with people in the UK and elsewhere to send sexually explicit images, sometimes with animals, to clients overseas.

    Even after all of this, we can still look on the bright side. At least none of these people thought they could create a half-man/half-donkey hybrid.

  • Man Attempts To Bust Ghosts, Stumbles Upon Wife Having Sex With Stepson

    Being a ghostbuster isn’t easy. You may stumble upon some rather scary things, including your son having sex with your wife.

    The Mercury reports that a 28-year-old woman recently pled guilty to five counts of sexual intercourse with a minor. What makes this particular case a bit weirder isn’t the fact that the minor was her stepson, but rather, how they were caught.

    It all started when the father set up a camera in the house hoping to find evidence of ghosts. He forgot to turn off the camera when he left for work and came back to a surprise. On the tape was footage of his wife having sex with her stepson.

    In the following days, she confessed to police that she had sex with her stepson twice. She also said that she knew he was 16-years-old. She tried to play off the latter by saying that she thought the age of consent was 16.

    Even after being separated from the boy, the prosecution stated that she had traveled to a remote hotel room to engage in more sexual activities with her stepson.

    Obviously, the events put quite the damper on the relationship between the woman and her husband. She is now working to repair their relationship.

    She will be sentenced on Monday.

  • Protip: Don’t Stick An Eel In Your Anus, It Will Eat Your Colon

    One of the strangest fetishes on the planet involves putting live animals up the anus. It’s also a dangerous one for both the human and the animal. Unfortunately, one man got the stupid idea in his head to try it out for himself with an eel.

    A man in China’s Guangdong province was hospitalized after he had shoved a 20-inch long eel up his ass. In his (admittedly poor) defense, he was drunk and watching bizarre porn at the time.

    The eel, like most terrified animals, fought back after being inserted into the man’s ass. Eels have sharp teeth and it immediately tore a hole in the man’s colon causing internal bleeding. After that, it began to work its way through the body going after other internal organs. Here’s how far it got:

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    Unlike other men who have died from performing this incredibly stupid stunt, the unnamed man sought medical attention immediately for the eel that was going to town on his internal organs. The doctors removed the eel with a medical probe, but the animal died as a result. The doctor who performed the surgery only had this to say:

    “This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth.”

    I agree with the good doctor here. Eels are not sex toys. It’s not advisable to ever have eels up inside you.

    [IBTimes via Geekosystem]