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  • Buxom Bandit Not The First Dumb Criminal Caught On Tape

    Since the dawn of time, there have been thieves. Big animals stole from little ones, ancient man took what they needed to survive, and later, when money was invented, a whole new breed of criminal was born. But that doesn’t mean they got any smarter.

    With the story today out of Australia that a busty lady had robbed a gas station without bothering to cover up her face (or, barring that, her boobs), I felt compelled to look back at some other criminals who displayed bad judgement so our new chesty friend won’t feel so bad.

    This first video is from surveillance footage around and inside a convenience store. Watch as the guy keeps taking falls like a champ (and bottles to the head!) before eventually giving up:

    This is one of my favorite things the internet has ever provided, in a series of other awesome things. It’s a real 911 call set to an animated version of the events. Listen closely for the man’s protest of “Das a lie” when the caller claims he stole her beer. NSFW, unless you have headphones.

    Spanking your assailant is probably the most badass thing you can do.

    Yeah…you might want to put your mask on before you rob the gas station. Just a guess.

  • Buxom Bandit Displays Boobs, And Face, On Surveillance Camera

    The so-called “Buxom Bandit“, a busty woman intent on scoring some extra cash, struck a gas station in Australia yesterday with her assets on full display.

    The woman may have made off with some dough, but she didn’t do much to quell the stereotype that women with superior mammary glands are ditzy. Not only did she not bother to conceal her face–which was totally captured on camera–she wore a glove on the hand that held her weapon but grabbed money from the till with bare fingers, meaning she probably left prints everywhere.

    The thief was dropped off at the store by an accomplice and proceeded to threaten the clerk with the knife. If when she’s caught, there’s no doubt she’ll be in big trouble, although if she wears that black top again she may get some clemency.