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  • Google: We Didn’t Kill That Donkey. Don’t Assume About the Fate of the Ass, You Asses

    Google has a history of running over animals with their Street View team.

    Ok, maybe not a “history,” but they have done it before. Years ago, Google was forced to make a public response regarding a Street View still of what appeared to be Bambi lying dead on the side of the road. They admitted that one of their drivers did in fact hit a deer, but that it was able to move and eventually scurried off the road.

    Still, this incident was most likely fresh in people’s minds when another Street View image began to circulate around the interwebs earlier this week.

    The Street View still showed a donkey lying on its side in the middle of the road, seemingly dead or injured. The donkey appeared to be the victim of a Google hit-and-run, in the middle of the Botswana desert. Here’s the image that started it all:

    HOLY SHIT GOOGLE KILLED A DONKEY, right?

    Wrong. Google says that this time, their Street View team is innocent.

    “As our imagery below shows, the donkey was lying in the path – perhaps enjoying a dust bath – before moving safely aside as our car drove past. Iā€™m pleased to confirm the donkey is alive and well.”

    Here’s how Google proves that they never hit the donkey:

    See? It’s alive, you jerks. Don’t be so quick to ass-ume (Google’s joke, not mine).

  • Twitter Hands Out Big Ass Trophy to Employee

    Charles Magnuson, Support Triage Captain, at Twitter was given the companies prestigious employee of the month trophy today. The trophy appears to be the hindquarters of a donkey, or an ass’ a**, if you will. The nameplate comes with an inscription reading “You Kick Ass!”

    On his Twitter page , he tweets enthusiastically about winning the award, though he admits he only got it because his “name was drawn out of a hat.”

    That can’t be true. No one would just give away a fine ass trophy like that.

    I was given the employee of the month award! http://t.co/QBB1CIV4 3 hours ago via Diptic on iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Big Ass Trophy

    @jmagnuson Thank you! It should be noted that I won the award because my name was drawn out of the hat. šŸ™‚ 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto