WebProNews

Tag: almost human

  • Fish With “Human Teeth”? You Won’t Believe The Explanation

    A fish with HUMAN teeth? This is what a fisherman in Russia claimed to have captured after reeling in a most peculiar sea animal.

    Aleks Korobov was fishing at Arkhangelsk Oblast district’s Northern Dvina River when he caught the creature.

    At first the 50-year-old was convinced he’d hooked an ordinary bream.

    Said Korobov, “I opened its gills which were nice and red, but I noticed the mouth wasn’t right for a bream. [W]hen I opened [the mouth], I nearly dropped the thing in surprise.”

    The fisherman found that his fish had human-like teeth.

    It was such a bizarre find that when the startled man tried to convince his friends what he’d captured, none of them believed him.

    “We know Aleks can tell some tall tales but when he came in and said he had a fish with human teeth we thought he’d certainly been drinking,” quipped Ppal Anton Efimov, one of Korobov’s good friends.

    “But then he got it out and we were totally shocked! None of us had ever seen anything like it in our lives.”

    So did Korobov capture some mutated fish or reveal the existence of a cryptid?

    While the discovery is an unusual one, scientists have weighed in with a less than extraordinary explanation.

    An autopsy of the fish was performed at the Institute of Fisheries and Oceanography. There it was confirmed that the animal was indeed not a bream fish as initially thought.

    Instead, the experts agree that the fish is a “member of the Piranha family”.

    Before you run screaming into the night, you should know that it’s not THAT kind of a piranha.

    The scientists have identified the fish as an herbivore. “[It’s] not one of the meat-eating ones you see in films,” explained industry expert Gennady Dvorykankin.

    Yes, there are vegetarian piranhas:

    As for this particiular fish, experts believe it’s probably a pacu.

    The pacu is a fish that originally hails from the tropical waters of South America that’s slightly larger than your average piranha and with differing teeth.

    With the fish identified, that leaves the question of how the heck a South American tropical fish ended up all the way in Russia.

    “It is very unlikely that it made its way from its natural tropical waters to our Arctic and then into the river,” Dvorykankin said.

    “We can only assume it was dumped by an owner of exotic fish.”

  • New Fall Shows In Place for Fox, NBC, CBS

    While several long-running TV shows ended this year, such as “The Office” and “30 Rock,” there are quite a few shows that will have their series premieres in the coming weeks. Some of these shows will feature big name TV and movie stars while others will go with relative unknowns. Check out the trailers for a few of the new shows headed your way this fall.

    “The Crazy Ones” – 9 p.m., CBS; Sept. 26

    If the names Robin Williams and Sarah Michelle Geller aren’t enough to make you tune into this new CBS sitcom, maybe watching the former “Buffy” star Geller punch the crap out of a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot in the clip below will do the trick. “The Crazy Ones” stars father and daughter Simon and Sydney Roberts (Williams and Geller) who work in a Chicago ad agency. Williams, naturally, plays the goofy dad while Geller is the intense daughter, which should make for some funny situations.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz-8JoUQzE0

    “The Blacklist” – 10 p.m., NBC; Sept. 23

    James Spader plays the part of Raymond “Red” Reddington on the NBC drama “The Blacklist.” Spader is on the FBI’s Most Wanted Fugitives list and just happens to be a former government agent. After turning himself over to the FBI, Red works with FBI profiler Elizabeth Keen (Megan Boone) to help catch a terrorist.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9_qgX7pTlc

    “The Goldbergs” – 9 p.m., ABC; Sept. 24

    What’s not to love about (another) dysfunctional family? ABC’s sitcom “The Goldbergs” looks promising with stars Wendi McLendon-Covey and Jeff Garlin as the parents. You might want to turn down the volume on your TV since Garlin is known for his booming voice, one that is sure to be used considering the premise of this show. Compared to “The Wonder Years,” this new comedy takes place in the 1980s and is about a boy capturing his family on video camera.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhksMq75mj8

    “Almost Human” – 8 p.m., Fox; Nov. 4

    J.J. Abrams, producer of “Lost” and “Person of Interest,” is bringing another show to the fall lineup with “Almost Human.” Set in the future, the sci-fi drama is about Los Angeles Police Department cops and human-like androids that work together to fight crime. Starring Karl Urban, Lili Taylor and Michael Ealy, this show looks like a combination of “I, Robot” and “A.I. Artificial Intelligence.” John Kennex (Urban) doesn’t care too much for droids, but the part-droid cop is partnered with a part-human android, which should make for a slightly different (and perhaps unintentionally humorous) take on the typical sci-fi series.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwxg534yAw

    Image via YouTube