Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we go heavy on last night’s Republican Primary debate, talk Ben & Jerry’s new ice cream flavor, and learn the rest of the “Where’s Waldo” title. Enjoy!
Ben & Jerry’s has come out with “Schweddy Balls” ice cream flavor. And yes it tastes exactly like Alec Baldwin.
Reese Witherspoon hit by a car. I’m predicting after getting over her initial argument with the handsome driver, they will fall in love.
No matter your politics, I think we can all agree that Mormons tan well.
Scotland is a fantastic country but I bet Scottland would be terribly boring.
I don’t know about the Mayan calendar, but the State Farm calendar my agent just gave me goes through 2013. It’s going to be okay.
Troy Polamalu’s last name is pronounced “Pall-Mall-for-smooth-flavor.”
However you feel about healthcare, last night’s debate was a persuasive argument for medication.
The book is not as much fun when you learn the full title is “Where’s Waldo, Brother of Anne Frank?”
Ladies, call me “Adjustable Rate Mortgage.” I look great at first, suddenly get real fat, and then I ruin your life.
Great GOP debate last night. Which one was Michelle Bachmann?
“GO PACK GO” is what Green Bay fans yell. Not to be confused with “Go pack”, which is what Jack Del Rio yells at his starting QB’s.