@scullymike
Mike ScullyI don’t know the Whole family and I’m tired of being told what’s fun for them. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@FirstWorldLife
First World LifeI made my favorite song my ringtone and now I don’t like it as much. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

@robfee
Rob FeeSo long All My Children – Middle aged housewives and also Casey Anthony 28 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@jakefogelnest
Jake FogelnestImagine trying to explain animated GIFs to Kurt Cobain. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@conanobrienswyf
Meg AbbitchIt could be worse, Asian guys named Jesse. 3 hours ago via UberSocial for Android · powered by @socialditto

@RexHuppke
Rex HuppkeI have to admit, I would’ve preferred a movie about Morgan Freeman losing an arm and getting a prosthetic dolphin attached. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@DamienFahey
Damien FaheyAs long as it’s not the satellite that controls the Domino’s Pizza Tracker, I’m cool with it crashing to the ground. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@juliweiner
Juli WeinerIt’s pretty funny seeing Rick Santorum standing in front of a big wall that says “GOOGLE” 19 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

@SamGrittner
Sam Grittner“It’s gotta be ten and twelve somewhere right?!” – Driver’s Ed Instructor Addict 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

@theNuzzy
david nuzzy nussbaumPretty successful morning. “Masturbation” has been trending in my bathroom for the past 2 hours. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

@juliussharpe
Julius SharpePer capita, MMA guys have the worst t-shirts. 2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

@biorhythmist
mattHow dare you diagnose me with amnesia! Do you have any idea who I am? 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto