Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
“What if we put seats up there?” -Arthur Balcony
BREAKING: Carly Rae Jespen changes name to Maebee Rae Jespen, claims everyone misunderstood “Call Me Maybe.”
Oh, you posted a status on your friend’s Facebook when he wasn’t Iooking? Please tell me how great of a hacker you are.
You know you’ve spent too much time sitting in front of your computer when Pandora asks if you’re still alive.
Penn State has known for like 6 months now that Kristen Stewart was cheating on Robert Pattinson.
Olympic officials ask U.S. Swim Team to stop referring to themselves as “The Wet Dream Team.”
Twitter goes down more than a drunk cheerleader with low self esteem.
Looks like Chick-fil-A is out as a brunch option.
Google Fiber will never come to my area. #firstworldproblems
You learn a lot when #Twitter is down. For example, my wife left me four years ago.
Happy Birthday Mick Jagger! You don’t look a day over Madonna!