I’m sure, that after some Rube-Goldberg-esque series of events causes you to be late for work, the first thought that might run through your head is “Why is the universe conspiring against me?”
Or, you may thank the universe for giving you something that you desire. Mostly it’s going to be cursing, though.
Just know that before you take to Twitter to assign any sort of power to the universe – it’s out there and it may respond to you.
Novelty accounts on Twitter are pretty hit or miss. I’d say that this one is a hit.
Some guy has decided that he’s going to answer the call of all the people who blame, praise, or simply mention “the universe” in a tweet. I present to you, THE UNIVERSE:
@sarahxavier AND SO FAR YOU’RE DOING POORLY ON THE TEST
@julezsalvo NO PROBLEM, JULEZ
@Stephie2177 I DON’T HATE YOU, STEPHANIE. I JUST DON’T LIKE YOU.
@JennaNQuinn IT WOULD BE WRONG, BUT DON’T PUT IT ON ME
@xxsarraaahxx YEAH, WHAT A BITCH
@BrutalJones FUCK YOU, DUDE
@missnaymay I CAN CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE STILL DEEP WITHIN ME