Are you so addicted to Facebook to the point you want to decorate your dwelling with a look and feel that matches the Facebook layout? What about your shower curtain? If so, you’re in luck.

Introducing the Social Shower Curtain, which is named after the familiar format that inspired it. Naturally, the avoidance of the “Facebook” trademark applies here, hence the generic name. While the name may not say Facebook, the shower curtain’s look certainly does. As you can see in the lead image, the standard blue bar runs across the top of the curtain, and it also features such niftiness like “Shower Head Tagged you in a Photo,” and “Wash Basin Wants to be unblocked.”

There’s also a space for the profile picture, in this case, your head while you’re behind the shower curtain. Unfortunately, the shower curtain itself is not connected to the Internet, so what you essentially have is something to let people know how much you like Facebook, and if you’re willing to pay 14.99 in British Sterling in order to take a shower behind the Facebook layout, perhaps the word “addicted” was used incorrectly.

Perhaps the word I’m looking for is insane.

As it stands, the curtain will be available soon, and they are currently taking orders at SpinningHat.com. How long until there’s a shower curtain that’s actually connected to Facebook, allowing members to inform their friends that there’s soap in their eyes, or something equal meaningless? Is this a must have item for you? Let us know what you think.